This Saturday's juicy slate of games

My 5 year old's soccer game is at 11 and my wife who's a Big Little Lies level blonde hot didn't care that I was going to miss it.
I hate every single bit of markup about this website.
 
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obigitory “juicy”
 
My 5 year old's soccer game is at 11 and my wife who's a Big Little Lies level blonde hot didn't care that I was going to miss it.
I hate every single bit of markup about this website.
I was treated like MacArthur entering Japan for showing up at the granddaughters birthday on a football Saturday.
Wouldn't happen this week
 
I’ll be in Maui. I finally get to be that insufferable prick who asks for game watch recommendations in an exotic locale just so I can prove to you internet strangers that I can afford to go on vacation!
At least post a pic of where you end up for us pours
Traveling with my small children. So, in all honesty I’ll be lucky if I can watch 5 minutes at a time on my phone when I’m not getting them goldfish crackers or helping them go down the water slide.

My 3 year old has recently been yelling “fuck it” whenever I take him out in public. The flight should be fun.
sounds like you’re doing a bang up job at this whole parenting thing. Keep up the great work.
 
My 5 year old's soccer game is at 11 and my wife who's a Big Little Lies level blonde hot didn't care that I was going to miss it.
I hate every single bit of markup about this website.
I was treated like MacArthur entering Japan for showing up at the granddaughters birthday on a football Saturday.
Wouldn't happen this week
You're off the hook and there's always a stein waiting for you at the end of the 7-6 🌈 bridge.
 
My 5 year old's soccer game is at 11 and my wife who's a Big Little Lies level blonde hot didn't care that I was going to miss it.
I hate every single bit of markup about this website.
Big Little Lies! Cool fucking show.
 
It's going to be so motherfucking lit Saturday that Dave won't even have time to get in his Michigan sick burns on camera.
 
My 5 year old's soccer game is at 11 and my wife who's a Big Little Lies level blonde hot didn't care that I was going to miss it.
I hate every single bit of markup about this website.
I was treated like MacArthur entering Japan for showing up at the granddaughters birthday on a football Saturday.
Wouldn't happen this week
can someone explain this one to me? I googled and still don’t understand. Retardation 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
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