This morning

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DingaLing

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This morning I was making a fucking ginormous sacrifice to the porcelain god (this means I was taking a massive shit, actually leaving one). During the peristaltic purge, I was checking out some porn on my iPad. A gay porn site popped up after about 53 visits to midget hetero sites. At that exact moment, I forced myself to look away from the fetching and the battery life icon on my tablet caught my disgusted but strangely aroused eye--81% power remaining.

Whoa.

True story.
 
Gay porn and shit? Sounds legit.

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There is a hole lot of whoosh in this thread. Yes I said hole. At least the one who should have gotten it got it.

Ps-- ducks have about as much business calling out faggots as do evangelical ministers from Colorado. As in duks know fags, congrats you got me.
 
There is a hole lot of whoosh in this thread. Yes I said hole. At least the one who should have gotten it got it.

Ps-- ducks have about as much business calling out faggots as do evangelical ministers from Colorado. As in duks know fags, congrats you got me.
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Okay,..... but should you drop your wallet, kick it all the way home.

 
This morning I was making a fucking ginormous sacrifice to the porcelain god (this means I was taking a massive shit, actually leaving one). During the peristaltic purge, I was checking out some porn on my iPad. A gay porn site popped up after about 53 visits to midget hetero sites. At that exact moment, I forced myself to look away from the fetching and the battery life icon on my tablet caught my disgusted but strangely aroused eye--81% power remaining.

Whoa.

True story.
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You must be a soccer fan.
 
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