This just in from ND

Yeah the production is already where it needs to be but I haven't gone to camps essentially because going to a camp when you're not where you need to be hurts your stock a lot. If coaches see Baseball NW 7.3 60 time they aren't going to take a look. It sucks for guys who get by on skill and not athleticism but the numbers have to be there.

Edit: So quotes don't show up right? #thanksvanilla
 
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Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life

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You likely aren’t getting drafted at a worthwhile spot out of high school ... so it’s all about getting to the right college program.

Even then, the odds are long. Best advice given was get the education.
 
Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life
I can put on weight if I lift and eat well. But, I cannot cut weight, it’s starting to get ridiculous.

Aren't you like fucking 14 years old? You probably weigh like 75 pounds what in the living fuck are you "cutting" for?

Jesus. Fucking ridiculous how some people's perception of gaining weight/muscle works, especially at that age and level of intensity they work out. They make it seem like you bench press a couple times and eat a magic bean and boom 25 lbs overnight. Even if they are on the juice (which people still don't conceptually understand how steroids work) this shit takes time. The hardest part is the volume of food some have to eat to gain that mass, especially if they are eating relatively clean.

Exactly. I need to gain 20 to 25 pounds for baseball recruiting and I am pounding protein shakes and 6000 calories or more each day with workouts at least once a day. I can get maybe 2 pounds a week. Maybe.

Considering getting on juice, caz there is no fucking way u going to gain that much muscle mass naturally shit dick

You can but there are a lot of factors that would have to contribute to it. Odds are he's already weightlifted before and that would be one of the keys to it happening so yeah. 1lb is much more attainable.

1/2 pound is more realistic, but you also at fucking caloric surplus so that means you are gaining fat too. Just growing muscle and no fat does not happen without the juice. Kid might have insane genetics, but does not sound like he is because he needs to gain that much weight for recruiting

That was supposed to say 1/2 but it is hard. If I could gain 2 pounds a week I would be at my target weight already.

and I need to get way faster

I hate my life
I can put on weight if I lift and eat well. But, I cannot cut weight, it’s starting to get ridiculous.

Aren't you like fucking 14 years old? You probably weigh like 75 pounds what in the living fuck are you "cutting" for?

I’m 6”1 195

I'm 6'5, 260

So....what you up to tonight?
 
Pro tip for the youngins worried about their weight and shit. Stop being a fag. You aren't going to be an Olympian. Focus your energy on pussy, weed and partying. When you are Race's age you aren't going to be fondly thinking back about your shuttle time from 11th grade. You will be thinking about the time you got smashed and banged out two sisters in the back of the crazy neighbors Econoline van.
 
Pro tip for the youngins worried about their weight and shit. Stop being a fag. You aren't going to be an Olympian. Focus your energy on pussy, weed and partying. When you are Race's age you aren't going to be fondly thinking back about your shuttle time from 11th grade. You will be thinking about the time you got smashed and banged out two sisters in the back of the crazy neighbors Econoline van.

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