this is beyond lying. this is a mind fuck.

DerekJohnson

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"Raising the debt ceiling does not increase our debt."
- President Barack Obama, September 2013
 
Got a notice from my insurance company last night. If I like them, I can keep them, for 30% more. Good news is I get pediatric dental and vision, and if my wife gets knocked up by a guy who hasn't had a vasectomy (like I did), them maternity is covered. So there's that. Oh, and I get a $6000 deductible. This is all on top of the 25% it went up last year and the 20% the year the ACA was passed.

I'm sure at least the Quad will be taken care of.
 
Got a notice from my insurance company last night. If I like them, I can keep them, for 30% more. Good news is I get pediatric dental and vision, and if my wife gets knocked up by a guy who hasn't had a vasectomy (like I did), them maternity is covered. So there's that. Oh, and I get a $6000 deductible. This is all on top of the 25% it went up last year and the 20% the year the ACA was passed.

I'm sure at least the Quad will be taken care of.

So you're saying your wife is available?
 
Got a notice from my insurance company last night. If I like them, I can keep them, for 30% more. Good news is I get pediatric dental and vision, and if my wife gets knocked up by a guy who hasn't had a vasectomy (like I did), them maternity is covered. So there's that. Oh, and I get a $6000 deductible. This is all on top of the 25% it went up last year and the 20% the year the ACA was passed.

I'm sure at least the Quad will be taken care of.

So you're saying your wife is available?

yes. As long as I get the coverage.
 
Got a notice from my insurance company last night. If I like them, I can keep them, for 30% more. Good news is I get pediatric dental and vision, and if my wife gets knocked up by a guy who hasn't had a vasectomy (like I did), them maternity is covered. So there's that. Oh, and I get a $6000 deductible. This is all on top of the 25% it went up last year and the 20% the year the ACA was passed.

I'm sure at least the Quad will be taken care of.

So you're saying your wife is available?

yes. As long as I get the coverage.

False. She's in my kitchen right now, makin' me a sammich.
 
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