Soccer duck needs to get out more. My old new neighbor moved in next to me in February and I met him shortly after. He asked what I did and said I'm a CPA stuck in tax season. He looked at me a little funny and said he was the new Asst. Portland District director of IRS Examination. Actually was a decent guy but within a month he had two holes in one to his credit at the Tualatin Country Club. He golfed like three times a week. There are some hard and efficient government employees but they are rare. For most it is a gravy train with little accountability or responsibility.