This baseball team does not suck

Anyone bad mouthing the M's through Monday morning is getting flagged. You've been warned

Eat me. Texas is ahead by one game and just got Darvish back. Felix is on the DL and the Chinaman slugger is a flash in the pan.

The Ms might win the NW Championship but they ain't winning the AL West.

Bump
 
Another wonderful year filled with excitement as the Mariners fall only a game short of the playoffs...

Rooting for the 2016 Mariners is like rooting for an 8-8 Seahawks team. HTH
 
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Don't know why I do this to myself... We know the fucking script.

April/May: Hot start. New year, new attitude in the clubhouse.
June: Piss away the hot start with an extended losing streak. Back to earth.
July: Hang around. Play about .500 ball.
August: Win 6-8 in a row. WE'RE BACK. THIS IS OUR YEAR. YOU GOTTA LOVE THESE GUYS. #KeepFighting
Late August/September: Back down to earth, stay about 3-5 games back, finish 6 games over .500, and miss the playoffs for the 15th year in a row.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everybody.
 
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