Just discovered this thread thanks to Freem.
Facebook, Instagram, Twitter Agree, but liked them early on for bikini pics [/b]
Superhero movies--or anything superhero, really (as soon as somebody decides it makes sense to put on a costume to fight crime, I'm out) Skrong agree[/b]
Zombie movies/shows that aren't comedies, as the whole concept is ridiculous
"Loose" instead of "lose"
Shows/movies about mobsters Yes and no[/b]
Kale
Baseball Skrong Agree[/b]
The NFL Skrong agree[/b]
Small dick obsessions (giant jacked up trucks, guns, IPA, putting turbocharged hot sauce on everything, hating soccer and/or cats to maintain appearances, etc.) Agree, except soccer. Euro soccer is cool. MLS fans deserved to be mocked[/b]
Watches/jewelry/clothes/shoes Yes, except watches. A man needs to have a decent (non smart) watch.
Doesn't need to be Rolex[/b]
Skinny fucking jeans on a dude (but I'm basically Flynt Flossy when it comes to them on the womens)
Hating minivans
Bicycling to work in full head to toe Speedo like Lance Fucking Armstrong. Skrong agree[/b]
Distortiony guitar and most any song featuring it, so basically most rock. Depends on the distortion. Earlier distortion was great[/b]
Starbucks Pete's is better[/b]
Swimming
Driving five feet from the car in front of you because you have zero understanding of physics and/or risk assessment.
Confusing socialism and communism