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Scratch off the USC jinx. Check another box. Hang another banner. Penix rose when he was needed and Dillon Johnson just scored again. Whatever it takes

McMillen still out. Polk gets hurt. Bernard and Jackson are scrapping. Culp channels Randy Moss. ZTF channels an edge rusher. Odunze still gets open

If you can't stop them then outscore them. The fabled rivalry of the Pacific Coast Conference comes to a close with the Hairbreadth Huskies getting the last laugh

9-0. Utah got next

Our assistant coach of the week? Scott Huff. ROAD GRADER DAWGS
 
I didn't even Jerry West this game. Watched on delay o course to avoid the malarkey but didn't wait to see if they won. Was not stressed. Felt like a win from the jump even at 0-7. I actually trust this team and the coach despite the defense doing their best to mind fuck us each week
 
I didn't even Jerry West this game. Watched on delay o course to avoid the malarkey but didn't wait to see if they won. Was not stressed. Felt like a win from the jump even at 0-7. I actually trust this team and the coach despite the defense doing their best to mind fuck us each week

I was just the opposite. I was a nervous wreck.
 
Scratch off the USC jinx. Check another box. Hang another banner. Penix rose when he was needed and Dillon Johnson just scored again. Whatever it takes

McMillen still out. Polk gets hurt. Bernard and Jackson are scrapping. Culp channels Randy Moss. ZTF channels an edge rusher. Odunze still gets open

If you can't stop them then outscore them. The fabled rivalry of the Pacific Coast Conference comes to a close with the Hairbreadth Huskies getting the last laugh

9-0. Utah got next

Our assistant coach of the week? Scott Huff. ROAD GRADER DAWGS

Don't forget... Culp ELITE

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Yeah the Oregon game seemed way more in doubt. The finish was crazy. Yesterday, I never felt like UW would have an issue scoring. Just needed a stop or turnover, and those happened.

USC’s defense is another tier worse than UW’s. And that’s saying A LOT.
 
Yeah the Oregon game seemed way more in doubt. The finish was crazy. Yesterday, I never felt like UW would have an issue scoring. Just needed a stop or turnover, and those happened.

USC’s defense is another tier worse than UW’s. And that’s saying A LOT.

I was counting stops knowing we? needed 2 more stops than they got. I think we? ended with 5 and then with 3 (I’m counting our? FG as a stop).
 
Finally overcame USC’s vaunted hip hop dance program.

@Baseman once told me to have lil piss do ballet for the footwork. I think we’ll try hip hop dance class instead.
 
I hate this fucking defense, but they have this weird ability to get a couple key stops here and there to affect the outcome in our favor.
 
I hate this fucking defense, but they have this weird ability to get a couple key stops here and there to affect the outcome in our favor.

modern day football, you not going to be able shut teams down. just get 1-2 stops when you need it
 
I hate this fucking defense, but they have this weird ability to get a couple key stops here and there to affect the outcome in our favor.

modern day football, you not going to be able shut teams down. just get 1-2 stops when you need it

It’s like you greasy Slavs in all the wars @FireCohen. Take it up the ass in the first half and then get a key stop and plunger your foes.
 
I'll give the defensive backfield a pass with how injury riddled they are and everyone playing out of position. That's not the best team to play "pick a job" in the back end against. Up front, though... ugh. Watching Bandes hit right-trigger and go full-sprint chasing down Williams that one time was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on a football field. Haven't looked for GrumbleGIFs yet, but I hope that's one of them.

Thankfully, Dropped Ball hit the portal and transferred from Texas to USC last spring! On the flip side, that dropped TD was more than balanced out by the freak tipped INT on a would-be TD and the bomb to Jackson that missed by a finger-length.
 
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