There is an @FauxSark on Twitter

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Public Service Announcement for the bored.

I like teriyaki

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

You take that back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!

I prefer Shasta cola myself. It's a cola that drinks like a cab

 

[Dardanus]

What a cool day to be on Twitter, man.

 

[[Deleted User]]

Is this the same faux Sark that almost won Boobs Doog of the Week? Whoever was running that account needs to let a half brain take it over.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Is this the same faux Sark that almost won Boobs Doog of the Week? Whoever was running that account needs to let a half brain take it over.

That was FireSark.

 

[[Deleted User]]

Is this the same faux Sark that almost won Boobs Doog of the Week? Whoever was running that account needs to let a half brain take it over.

That was FireSark.

It's as if I need to learn the difference.

 

[unfrozencaveman]

I prefer Shasta cola myself. It's a cola that drinks like a cab

Disagree - you're gonna want to go w/ Cragmont (RIP), Safeway's private label back in the day

"The Skipper" was a knock off version of Dr Pepper and highly drinkable

 

[RaccoonHarry]

I prefer Shasta cola myself. It's a cola that drinks like a cab

"It hasta be Shasta". Am I dating myself?