There Goes The Fucking Neighborhood, South Sound Edition

Just got my orders to report to a large joint base in the South Sound this summer. I get to start trolling you fuckers in person soon
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Unlike all these other assholes, I'd like to welcome you to the area. I'll give you some very insightful advice. For starters, the #1 rated place to live in the JBLM area is the Tillicum neighborhood. It's right on American Lake and has quick access onto post as well as easy access to transients, meth, heroin, and crack whores. For dining, I always recommend this place for its high quality Chinese food.

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Feel free to ask for more suggestions but that should get you well on your way to a successful PCS move!
 
Just got my orders to report to a large joint base in the South Sound this summer. I get to start trolling you fuckers in person soon
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Surpised you can stand the military with their limited uniform options and lack of neon boots
 
Just got my orders to report to a large joint base in the South Sound this summer. I get to start trolling you fuckers in person soon
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Surpised you can stand the military with their limited uniform options and lack of neon boots
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The Army has been out-Oregoning Oregon lately. They have like 16 different uniforms now
 
DEFEND MY COUNTRY DUCK!!!!!!!!
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This is the first time one of your posts has made me lol. Good stuff.
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What's funny about it?
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I told a Duck to defend my country, which is impossible because their webbed feet can't pull a trigger. Get it?
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Thats just fucking retarded stupid J. You just pulled the webbed feet thing out your ass. Again, what was funny that caused DJ to lol? Just another J headline not worth reading.
 
DEFEND MY COUNTRY DUCK!!!!!!!!
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This is the first time one of your posts has made me lol. Good stuff.
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What's funny about it?
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I told a Duck to defend my country, which is impossible because their webbed feet can't pull a trigger. Get it?
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Thats just fucking retarded stupid J. You just pulled the webbed feet thing out your ass. Again, what was funny that caused DJ to lol? Just another J headline not worth reading.
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Thanks for reading ;)
 
Do you shoot a gun with your feet J? Ducks dont either. Would actually be their wings. And yes I agree it too would be hard to defend our country with your wings so your analogy is part true. The duck might use their webbed foot to pull the trigger but would rest the barrel on its wing. Try to picture. A wing is kind of an extention of an arm.
 
Do you shoot a gun with your feet J? Ducks dont either. Would actually be their wings. And yes I agree it too would be hard to defend our country with your wings so your analogy is part true. The duck might use their webbed foot to pull the trigger but would rest the barrel on its wing. Try to picture. A wing is kind of an extention of an arm.
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This is higher-level discussion, right here
 
Do you shoot a gun with your feet J? Ducks dont either. Would actually be their wings. And yes I agree it too would be hard to defend our country with your wings so your analogy is part true. The duck might use their webbed foot to pull the trigger but would rest the barrel on its wing. Try to picture. A wing is kind of an extention of an arm.
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Do you shoot a gun with your feet fucko?
 
Do you shoot a gun with your feet J? Ducks dont either. Would actually be their wings. And yes I agree it too would be hard to defend our country with your wings so your analogy is part true. The duck might use their webbed foot to pull the trigger but would rest the barrel on its wing. Try to picture. A wing is kind of an extention of an arm.
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Puppy's current med level:

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Do you shoot a gun with your feet J? Ducks dont either. Would actually be their wings. And yes I agree it too would be hard to defend our country with your wings so your analogy is part true. The duck might use their webbed foot to pull the trigger but would rest the barrel on its wing. Try to picture. A wing is kind of an extention of an arm.
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Drugs....
 
Do you shoot a gun with your feet J? Ducks dont either. Would actually be their wings. And yes I agree it too would be hard to defend our country with your wings so your analogy is part true. The duck might use their webbed foot to pull the trigger but would rest the barrel on its wing. Try to picture. A wing is kind of an extention of an arm.
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Puppy's current med level:

rRCCsJv.gif
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My upcoming weekend
 
Do you shoot a gun with your feet J? Ducks dont either. Would actually be their wings. And yes I agree it too would be hard to defend our country with your wings so your analogy is part true. The duck might use their webbed foot to pull the trigger but would rest the barrel on its wing. Try to picture. A wing is kind of an extention of an arm.
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Puppy's current med level:

rRCCsJv.gif
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My upcoming weekend
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If your vision isn't changing colors to the different pitches of music then gtfo!!!!
 
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