The Skwad

[dannarc]

@CallMeBigErn

I have a purple undertaker costume for the apple cup. If I’m going to get drunk and taunt Coogs, might as well do it the right way

 

[rodmansrage]

The Coug played their, “We don’t have a conference” card last year plus they had the, “if we win today we get a bowl game” and the “we’re going to ruin your dream season” cards to make a full house of grease. This Coug team has had a long time to come to grips with being a weird, quasi Mountain West team. Plus last year they had Cam Ward. He’s a much better/proven QB than Mateer. UW should win this game rather easily. Say, 34-17

agree with all of this except the 'quasi mtn west team,' mtn west dont even want em around next year. i dont think i even posted about it here, they're in a lot of trouble.

imagine getting told 'its not you, its me' by the mtn west.

 

[theknowledge]

The Coug played their, “We don’t have a conference” card last year plus they had the, “if we win today we get a bowl game” and the “we’re going to ruin your dream season” cards to make a full house of grease. This Coug team has had a long time to come to grips with being a weird, quasi Mountain West team. Plus last year they had Cam Ward. He’s a much better/proven QB than Mateer. UW should win this game rather easily. Say, 34-17

agree with all of this except the 'quasi mtn west team,' mtn west dont even want em around next year. i dont think i even posted about it here, they're in a lot of trouble.

imagine getting told 'its not you, its me' by the mtn west.

The Mt West doesn’t want to be anyone’s second choice. No one does. Cougs are dating the MW now but won’t commit long term because they’re hoping that someone hotter will call them back. WSU isn’t willing to admit that they’re a 5. They were married to an 8 for years and that gave them an over inflated view of themselves but their 8 died suddenly. Now they’re dating a cool and awesome 5. A 5 they have everything in common with, but they can’t commit. They strung the 5 along in hopes that the 7 who hates them will pick up the phone and finally call them back. Now because of having constant wandering eyes the 5 hates them too and wants them to leave but they share a lease on an apartment for a few more months. Nice work Kewgs, you’re almost a single cat lady. Maybe a 4 like the AAC will call before it’s too late.

 

[TheHB]

The Coug played their, “We don’t have a conference” card last year plus they had the, “if we win today we get a bowl game” and the “we’re going to ruin your dream season” cards to make a full house of grease. This Coug team has had a long time to come to grips with being a weird, quasi Mountain West team. Plus last year they had Cam Ward. He’s a much better/proven QB than Mateer. UW should win this game rather easily. Say, 34-17

agree with all of this except the 'quasi mtn west team,' mtn west dont even want em around next year. i dont think i even posted about it here, they're in a lot of trouble.

imagine getting told 'its not you, its me' by the mtn west.

The Mt West doesn’t want to be anyone’s second choice. No one does. Cougs are dating the MW now but won’t commit long term because they’re hoping that someone hotter will call them back. WSU isn’t willing to admit that they’re a 5. They were married to an 8 for years and that gave them an over inflated view of themselves but their 8 died suddenly. Now they’re dating a cool and awesome 5. A 5 they have everything in common with, but they can’t commit. They strung the 5 along in hopes that the 7 who hates them will pick up the phone and finally call them back. Now because of having constant wandering eyes the 5 hates them too and wants them to leave but they share a lease on an apartment for a few more months. Nice work Kewgs, you’re almost a single cat lady. Maybe a 4 like the AAC will call before it’s too late.

can’t wait until they become Idaho’s main rival and redheaded bastard stepchild

 

[dannarc]

The Coug played their, “We don’t have a conference” card last year plus they had the, “if we win today we get a bowl game” and the “we’re going to ruin your dream season” cards to make a full house of grease. This Coug team has had a long time to come to grips with being a weird, quasi Mountain West team. Plus last year they had Cam Ward. He’s a much better/proven QB than Mateer. UW should win this game rather easily. Say, 34-17

agree with all of this except the 'quasi mtn west team,' mtn west dont even want em around next year. i dont think i even posted about it here, they're in a lot of trouble.

imagine getting told 'its not you, its me' by the mtn west.

The Mt West doesn’t want to be anyone’s second choice. No one does. Cougs are dating the MW now but won’t commit long term because they’re hoping that someone hotter will call them back. WSU isn’t willing to admit that they’re a 5. They were married to an 8 for years and that gave them an over inflated view of themselves but their 8 died suddenly. Now they’re dating a cool and awesome 5. A 5 they have everything in common with, but they can’t commit. They strung the 5 along in hopes that the 7 who hates them will pick up the phone and finally call them back. Now because of having constant wandering eyes the 5 hates them too and wants them to leave but they share a lease on an apartment for a few more months. Nice work Kewgs, you’re almost a single cat lady. Maybe a 4 like the AAC will call before it’s too late.

This hits a little too close to home for me. Not sure I want to poast here anymore

 

[rodmansrage]

The Coug played their, “We don’t have a conference” card last year plus they had the, “if we win today we get a bowl game” and the “we’re going to ruin your dream season” cards to make a full house of grease. This Coug team has had a long time to come to grips with being a weird, quasi Mountain West team. Plus last year they had Cam Ward. He’s a much better/proven QB than Mateer. UW should win this game rather easily. Say, 34-17

agree with all of this except the 'quasi mtn west team,' mtn west dont even want em around next year. i dont think i even posted about it here, they're in a lot of trouble.

imagine getting told 'its not you, its me' by the mtn west.

The Mt West doesn’t want to be anyone’s second choice. No one does. Cougs are dating the MW now but won’t commit long term because they’re hoping that someone hotter will call them back. WSU isn’t willing to admit that they’re a 5. They were married to an 8 for years and that gave them an over inflated view of themselves but their 8 died suddenly. Now they’re dating a cool and awesome 5. A 5 they have everything in common with, but they can’t commit. They strung the 5 along in hopes that the 7 who hates them will pick up the phone and finally call them back. Now because of having constant wandering eyes the 5 hates them too and wants them to leave but they share a lease on an apartment for a few more months. Nice work Kewgs, you’re almost a single cat lady. Maybe a 4 like the AAC will call before it’s too late.

can’t wait until they become Idaho’s main rival and redheaded bastard stepchild

they need to drop down to FCS and play eastern, montana, montana state, and idaho. theyre gonna get fucked on tv revenue but theyre already beyond fucked with their debt holdings. at least playing those teams will have people in the seats and create 'buzz.'

theres gonna be like 10 people in the stands when hawaii and wyoming come to town.

 

[backthepack]

They’ll end up in the Big 12. The San Jose States of the world will be the progrums that drop down. Wazzu is too big for FCS ball.

 

[RaceBannon]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1833538511720575318

Oregon lol

 

[backthepack]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1833538511720575318

Oregon lol

Just wait until Dan gets his guys in there.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

Has the whole wait till he gets his guys in there mantra ever been true in the modern era. I was even thinking Petersen, but the truth was once Petersen lost his Sark guys the teams lost their edge and became too much like him.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Has the whole wait till he gets his guys in there mantra ever been true in the modern era. I was even thinking Petersen, but the truth was once Petersen lost his Sark guys the teams lost their edge and became too much like him.

Not a lot of Sark guys were big contributors in 2016.
Petersen took UW about as far as it was going to go under the old rules. Petersen put together great teams but ran into 11-1 Bama, 10-2 Penn State with losses by 4 points, and 11-1 Ohio State.

Should he have gone at least 1-2 and not 0-3? Yes. Were those some of the hardest matchups he could have drawn? Yes. That Penn State game was winnable.
There was no 8-4 Purdue to smoke in the Rose Bowl.
I've said it before but I'll continue to beat the dead horse. The portal is a game changer for UW.

 

[dannarc]

The portal and being in the B1G with a ton of lower tier programs to pilfer that the Midwest won’t have the drop on

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Has the whole wait till he gets his guys in there mantra ever been true in the modern era. I was even thinking Petersen, but the truth was once Petersen lost his Sark guys the teams lost their edge and became too much like him.

Not a lot of Sark guys were big contributors in 2016.
Petersen took UW about as far as it was going to go under the old rules. Petersen put together great teams but ran into 11-1 Bama, 10-2 Penn State with losses by 4 points, and 11-1 Ohio State.

Should he have gone at least 1-2 and not 0-3? Yes. Were those some of the hardest matchups he could have drawn? Yes. That Penn State game was winnable.
There was no 8-4 Purdue to smoke in the Rose Bowl.
I've said it before but I'll continue to beat the dead horse. The portal is a game changer for UW.

Am I the only one who can't understand the "losses by 4 points" part here?
Does anyone else even care? I'm screaming into the ether over here.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Has the whole wait till he gets his guys in there mantra ever been true in the modern era. I was even thinking Petersen, but the truth was once Petersen lost his Sark guys the teams lost their edge and became too much like him.

Not a lot of Sark guys were big contributors in 2016.
Petersen took UW about as far as it was going to go under the old rules. Petersen put together great teams but ran into 11-1 Bama, 10-2 Penn State with losses by 4 points, and 11-1 Ohio State.

Should he have gone at least 1-2 and not 0-3? Yes. Were those some of the hardest matchups he could have drawn? Yes. That Penn State game was winnable.
There was no 8-4 Purdue to smoke in the Rose Bowl.
I've said it before but I'll continue to beat the dead horse. The portal is a game changer for UW.

Am I the only one who can't understand the "losses by 4 points" part here?
Does anyone else even care? I'm screaming into the ether over here.

They lost 2 games by 4 points total. I think each loss was by 2 points.

 

[theknowledge]

They’ll end up in the Big 12. The San Jose States of the world will be the progrums that drop down. Wazzu is too big for FCS ball.

At a greatly reduced share. Can't wait.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

Sark guys weren't big contributors in 2016? There wasn't a ton of Sark depth at that point but John Ross, Vita Vea, Kevin King, Coleman Shelton and Eldrenkamp, Darrell Daniels, Bierria, Lavon Coleman, Azeem and Mathis before they got hurt. All those guys other than the OL feel like guys Petersen wouldn't have recruited.
Having a bunch of NFL guys Petersen wouldn't have recruited also I think helped Petersen not have really bad seasons in 2014 & 15 as he installed his shit.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Sark guys weren't big contributors in 2016? There wasn't a ton of Sark depth at that point but John Ross, Vita Vea, Kevin King, Coleman Shelton and Eldrenkamp, Darrell Daniels, Bierria, Lavon Coleman, Azeem and Mathis before they got hurt. All those guys other than the OL feel like guys Petersen wouldn't have recruited.
Having a bunch of NFL guys Petersen wouldn't have recruited also I think helped Petersen not have really bad seasons in 2014 & 15 as he installed his shit.

I'm pretty sure Vea was all Petersen...same with Victor

 

[WoolleyDoog]

Victor definitely a Sark guy and a guy Petersen probably doesn't recruit. Add Qualls as another Sark guy who was really key that year.

 

[digits]

Vea was Peterman, Azeem was Sark.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Dominate the Kewg and I’ll be close to sold. Rutgers on the road is my test for the defense. They slow down that running game, make that shit QB beat them and I’m in. Sounds easy but I’ve been disappointed before. I’m a Husky fan.

Beat the Coug by even 1 point and I'm happy. I don't know even we've even seen the level of grease that team is going to have given they don't even have a conference and what the fuck are they playing for?

This. It’s going to be an all-time grease job for Cuog. They’re always greased up for the Apple Cup, but this year is going to be a different thickness and viscosity of grease than we’re accustomed to seeing.

I hear the grease they are using this year is midnight cock oil.

you have a Walmart link for said “cock oil”?