The Sirmon

Ryan leaf type of douche is fine with me. Jake heaps type of douche no thanks. Iwiwbi
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The difference is Leaf was a pill popping, drunk asshole. Sirmon is a pseudo intellectual, pseudeo God nut who sucks.

I still hope he's a good QB because he's going to UW, but he sucks. A right handed Shane Morris.

The only ones who pretend he is good besides the experts here are the same fucks who pretended like Nick Montana and Connor Cree were good.

Stats don't matter is a cliche thrown out. And they don't. However, the first good game Sirmon has against a contender will be his first.

My boy Yankoff had huge games vs Folsom and Camas. You're a fucking idiot if you think Sirmon wouldn't shit his pants vs either team.
 
Someone's friend's kid said a player is a jerk and isn't good. That's good enough for me.
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My friend's dentist's niece's classmate's stepdad who's never been to America said "Who the fuck is Jacob Sirmon? Get out of my home."

HTH
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Um, he's a douche. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Jacob be douchy at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
Ryan leaf type of douche is fine with me. Jake heaps type of douche no thanks. Iwiwbi
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The difference is Leaf was a pill popping, drunk asshole. Sirmon is a pseudo intellectual, pseudeo God nut who sucks.

I still hope he's a good QB because he's going to UW, but he sucks. A right handed Shane Morris.

The only ones who pretend he is good besides the experts here are the same fucks who pretended like Nick Montana and Connor Cree were good.

Stats don't matter is a cliche thrown out. And they don't. However, the first good game Sirmon has against a contender will be his first.

My boy Yankoff had huge games vs Folsom and Camas. You're a fucking idiot if you think Sirmon wouldn't shit his pants vs either team.
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Don't disagree. My only point is plenty of qbs are douches and still good. Some douches are bad, but still douches nonetheless.

From the times I have watched sirmon, he has a cannon of an arm but his performances I have found to be underwhelming. Maybe he can be coached up, maybe not. I like yankoff better. Don't know if he is a douche or not, don't really care.

Also while we are on it... Dylan Morris absolutely shit his pants vs camas last year. Don't know if he is a douche or not but I will keep working those phones and let you know what I found out.
 
Christ... who gives a fuck if he is a douche? Can he win football games is the only thing that fucking matters.

If he can win 3 nattys I don't care if he pushes elderly/handicapped people in wheelchairs down an entire flight of stairs.
 
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Jake Browning has the personality of a potato. Not sure if that's relavent in this thread but I just wanted to get that out there.
 
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Jake Browning has the personality of a potato. Not sure if that's relavent in this thread but I just wanted to get that out there.
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like a hot potatoe or mashed potatoe?
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Liked mashed potatoes that one of my two dads always makes that are really good but then on thanksgiving when we we really need good mashed potatoes they end up being gross.
 
Someone's friend's kid said a player is a jerk and isn't good. That's good enough for me.
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My friend's dentist's niece's classmate's stepdad who's never been to America said "Who the fuck is Jacob Sirmon? Get out of my home."

HTH
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Um, he's a douche. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Jacob be douchy at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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1 post, 3 flags.

 
Jake Browning has the personality of a potato. Not sure if that's relavent in this thread but I just wanted to get that out there.
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like a hot potatoe or mashed potatoe?
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Liked mashed potatoes that one of my two dads always makes that are really good but then on thanksgiving when we we really need good mashed potatoes they end up being gross.
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but were they edible? The kind of mashed potatoes your daughter would like? sometimes you dont need award winning mashed potatoes to have an enjoyable Thanksgiving you unthankful asshole
 
Jake Browning has the personality of a potato. Not sure if that's relavent in this thread but I just wanted to get that out there.
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like a hot potatoe or mashed potatoe?
Click to expand...

Liked mashed potatoes that one of my two dads always makes that are really good but then on thanksgiving when we we really need good mashed potatoes they end up being gross.
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but were they edible? The kind of mashed potatoes your daughter would like? sometimes you dont need award winning mashed potatoes to have an enjoyable Thanksgiving you unthankful asshole
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GODAMMIT WE ARE TRYING TO WIN THE NATTY OF THANKSGIVING NOT THE FUCKING PAC 12 NORTH OF THANKSGIVING. WE NEED POTATOS THAT WIN AWARDS NOT SHITTY RUNNY OK POTATOES.
 
Jake Browning has the personality of a potato. Not sure if that's relavent in this thread but I just wanted to get that out there.
Click to expand...

like a hot potatoe or mashed potatoe?
Click to expand...

Liked mashed potatoes that one of my two dads always makes that are really good but then on thanksgiving when we we really need good mashed potatoes they end up being gross.
Click to expand...

but were they edible? The kind of mashed potatoes your daughter would like? sometimes you dont need award winning mashed potatoes to have an enjoyable Thanksgiving you unthankful asshole
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Shit if it's gonna be this kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
 
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