The Sirmon

Most guys in HS are douchebags

Your dad was a stud in college, played in the NFL for 8 or 9 years and is a D-1 coach. Then you become a highly rated recruit.

That just screams douche.

I don't think Jacob Sirmon means what you think it means
 
Co-worker's son played on the Bothell State Championship team. Granted that's a couple year out, but word on the street among the Bothell faithful is that Sirmon is widely disliked by his current teammates and generally considered a douche. Oh, and he's not that good.

Just what i'm hearing. Don't twist.

Sounds like he has even more in common with Eason than I thought.
 
Co-worker's son played on the Bothell State Championship team. Granted that's a couple year out, but word on the street among the Bothell faithful is that Sirmon is widely disliked by his current teammates and generally considered a douche. Oh, and he's not that good.

Just what i'm hearing. Don't twist.

Sounds like he has even more in common with Eason than I thought.

Sirmons teammates wouldn't vote him captain
 
Co-worker's son played on the Bothell State Championship team. Granted that's a couple year out, but word on the street among the Bothell faithful is that Sirmon is widely disliked by his current teammates and generally considered a douche. Oh, and he's not that good.

Just what i'm hearing. Don't twist.

Sounds like he has even more in common with Eason than I thought.

Sirmons teammates wouldn't vote him captain

So the douchiness of Eason coupled with the innate un-likability of Ryan Leaf.

Sounds like he has "it" to me.
 
Co-worker's son played on the Bothell State Championship team. Granted that's a couple year out, but word on the street among the Bothell faithful is that Sirmon is widely disliked by his current teammates and generally considered a douche. Oh, and he's not that good.

Just what i'm hearing. Don't twist.

Sounds like he has even more in common with Eason than I thought.

Sirmons teammates wouldn't vote him captain

So the douchiness of Eason coupled with the innate un-likability of Ryan Leaf.

Sounds like he has "it" to me.

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Most guys in HS are douchebags

Your dad was a stud in college, played in the NFL for 8 or 9 years and is a D-1 coach. Then you become a highly rated recruit.

That just screams douche.

I don't think Jacob Sirmon means what you think it means

You're right. Way too many Sirmons out there.

Disafuckingree, does Kenny Wheaton have kids playing high school football?
 
Reno Hightower was a prick too. But when he wore the white shoes he was the greatest quarterback in Kern County history.
 
Someone's friend's kid said a player is a jerk and isn't good. That's good enough for me.

My friend's dentist's niece's classmate's stepdad who's never been to America said "Who the fuck is Jacob Sirmon? Get out of my home."

HTH
 

One of my favorite movies. Watch out Dr Death I'm pretty fast for a Caucasian. Puppy texted me he just watched it for first time yesterday.

Reno Hightower was a prick too. But when he wore the white shoes he was the greatest quarterback in Kern County history.

 
One of my favorite movies. Watch out Dr Death I'm pretty fast for a Caucasian. Puppy sexted me he just watched it for first time yesterday.

Reno Hightower was a prick too. But when he wore the white shoes he was the greatest quarterback in Kern County history.

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Most guys in HS are douchebags

Your dad was a stud in college, played in the NFL for 8 or 9 years and is a D-1 coach. Then you become a highly rated recruit.

That just screams douche.

I don't think Jacob Sirmon means what you think it means

You're right. Way too many Sirmons out there.

Disafuckingree, does Kenny Wheaton have kids playing high school football?

His nephew used to work out with us in the summer. I can't believe he went to Oregon State.
 
A lot of times guys who aren't talented and confident perceive guys who are talented and confident as cocky douche bags and a lot of times it's true. The best players at any level are usually cocky douche bags. Tom Brady is a huge prick. He prefers White receivers and has no problem admitting he's friends with Donald Trump. Think about Peyton Manning pressing his bare ass on an athletic trainers head as a joke when he was in college. If Sirmon is a cocky douche bag I don't care as long as he works hard and can play.

dude i hope he has a college career like ryan leaf
 
I know kids who go to Bothell and are on the Bothell team. They say that the entirety of their school and most of the team thinks Sirmon is a douche. Apparently he is pretty bitchy as well.
 
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