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Much has changed with me. The Yella Piss clan has sold the Seattle couch and bought a new abode down here in Central Oregon. From here on out I’ll be making Yellow Snow on the slopes of Bachelor and shit talking Ducks like only a tall ass peter puffer can.

We had a good, long run but between @PostGameOrangeSlices and the Ikon Bros ruining Crystal and @RaceBannon ’s antifa goons running the show the writing was on wall.

Later Guys

 
Mrs.Yella is staying here though, right? :o

In all seriousness, I’m so happy for you and your family. Safe travels to your new town.
 
Last one leaving Seattle, turn out the lights.
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* dumpster fire
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I don’t think any of us knows how bad the Seattle dumpster fire will be. But I got pretty burned out on the place. It’s becoming a harder and harder place to raise a family, Covid May be temporary but let me tell you, Seattle during Covid 19 is a shitty ass place to be.
 
Bend?
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Yup. Now it’s a life of perving on hot Milfs and super faggy fruity beers. I had a cucumber sour ale and I didn’t hate it.
 
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Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.
 
Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.
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Thought about Missoula.
 
Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.
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Thought about Missoula.
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Hardcore! That's well beyond what I would think of when looking to relocate, and I'm close to wanting to find a cave in the Aleutians at this point. No clue what you do for work, but with Missoula in mind I assume it's able to be done remote, or you sell toilets like Damoan. Don't try to fool me and say you're one of the one percenters on here who is retired early - you only wear an Omega. ;)

Edit: I just figured it all out. Pup ran you right out of the state, didn't he?
 
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Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.
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Thought about Missoula.
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Hardcore! That's well beyond what I would think of when looking to relocate, and I'm close to wanting to find a cave in the Aleutians at this point. No clue what you do for work, but with Missoula in mind I assume it's able to be done remote, or you sell toilets like Damoan. Don't try to fool me and say you're one of the one percenters on here who is retired early - you only wear an Omega. ;)

Edit: I just figured it all out. Pup ran you right out of the state, didn't he?
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I can afford certain things unlike the spendthrift @swaye because Omega.
 
Good for you, Yella...We got out four years ago and never looked back. Only regret is we didn’t do it sooner...
 
Mrs.Yella is staying here though, right? :o

In all seriousness, I’m so happy for you and your family. Safe travels to your new town.
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If you had started the lady hoops bored she might have stayed. Looks like the ship has sailed.
 
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