The Scott Eklund Reverse-jinx

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Tard says Chico McClatcher is all Arizona - Chico to UW

Tard says Zeke Turner to Oklahoma - Zeke to UW

Previous examples of the Scott Eklund reverse-jinx
-Buttah Baker
-Nico Falah
-Eddie Vanderdoes
-Myles Jack

It is very, very, very important that we get Tard to predict Chris Warren to Texas
 
If I was wrong that often at my job, I would have been fired a long time ago.

Kim would be better off if he had Forrest Gump working for him rather than Ektard.
 
If I was wrong that often at my job, I would have been fired a long time ago.

Kim would be better off if he had Forrest Gump working for him rather than Ektard.
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My memory's failing me. Didn't he poast that McGary would either go to Wisconsin or Oregon State? then 2 days later he announced a top 3 with neither of them included? Then saying he'd be surprised if he didn't end up at wazzu.

I wish I remembered more names, because the list would be miles long. Myles Jack to UW. Keivarie Russell in the bag. The corner from here (can't remember his name) who committed to cal, in the bag. UW will get at least 1 of Banner and Garnett, then blamed it on Mike Cox. ASJ to Texas. Guy is just pathetic.
 
Here is the lesson - JUST SAY THAT YOU DON'T KNOW! It's not that hard.

Moronic Doogman subscriber: "Hey Scott, where do you think 'blah blah' is going to go?"

eklund: "Honestly, I don't know. I can relay what recruits say, and provide some quotes, but I'm not going to make any predictions."

He would garner more respect (and not look like such a moron) if he just said that.
 
The worst of Dawgman was in 2012.

Long story short:

Eklund talks shit about Walker Williams for months on the Doogman boreds.
Williams commits to Wisconsin
Doogman subscribers say WDWHA
The rest of the 2012 in-state recruits say "Hey Sark, UW, and Dawgman - go fuck yourselves."
Kim blames his subscribers for what happened in 2012 after talking to "one of the staff members" - probably Sark.
 
Scott Eklund is a fraud. Hardcore Husky is wiping Dawgman off the map.
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As much as I hate the doogman staff, unfortunately we still do rely on them for recruiting info. This site is fun and all but DJ isn't supplying us with any real content or news, it's just a forum to vent about Doogman.

 
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Scott Eklund is a fraud. Hardcore Husky is wiping Dawgman off the map.
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As much as I hate the doogman staff, unfortunately we still do rely on them for recruiting info. This site is fun and all but DJ isn't supplying us with any real content or news, it's just a forum to vent about Doogman.
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Speak for yourself.

Some of us have a twatter.

 
Scott Eklund is a fraud. Hardcore Husky is wiping Dawgman off the map.
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As much as I hate the doogman staff, unfortunately we still do rely on them for recruiting info. This site is fun and all but DJ isn't supplying us with any real content or news, it's just a forum to vent about Doogman.
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Speak for yourself.

Some of us have a twatter.
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Sure, Twitter is good for hearing about commits but don't pretend that you don't visit Scout, 24/7, Rivals, etc for recruiting info. Most of the recruiting discussion on here is pulled directly from those sites.

Look, I hate Eklund, Kim, Ruth, Lars Fatters, etc. as much as the next guy but unfortunately these recruiting sites are the only source to get info unless you want to wait til after signing day. It is what it is.

 
Scott Eklund is a fraud. Hardcore Husky is wiping Dawgman off the map.
Click to expand...

As much as I hate the doogman staff, unfortunately we still do rely on them for recruiting info. This site is fun and all but DJ isn't supplying us with any real content or news, it's just a forum to vent about Doogman.
Click to expand...
Speak for yourself.

Some of us have a twatter.
Click to expand...

Sure, Twitter is good for hearing about commits but don't pretend that you don't visit Scout, 24/7, Rivals, etc for recruiting info. Most of the recruiting discussion on here is pulled directly from those sites.

Look, I hate Eklund, Kim, Ruth, Lars Fatters, etc. as much as the next guy but unfortunately these recruiting sites are the only source to get info unless you want to wait til after signing day. It is what it is.
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Why would you want completely wrong info though? Eklund has proven time and time again he has no fucking clue what is actually happening.
 
Here's the deal - It's all bullshit until a kid verbally commits. When that happens, every news publication will report it, including the Seattle Times. So, unless you're obsessed with hearing recruits say, "it was a great visit," then don't bother.

The only thing you're getting from scout.com are quotes from 17 and 18 year-olds.

BTW, even after a kid verbally commits, it's just a different type of bullshit until signing day.

 
My memory's failing me. Didn't he poast that McGary would either go to Wisconsin or Oregon State? then 2 days later he announced a top 3 with neither of them included? Then saying he'd be surprised if he didn't end up at wazzu.

I wish I remembered more names, because the list would be miles long. Myles Jack to UW. Keivarie Russell in the bag. The corner from here (can't remember his name) who committed to cal, in the bag. UW will get at least 1 of Banner and Garnett, then blamed it on Mike Cox. ASJ to Texas. Guy is just pathetic.
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Fetters coming to Ektard's defense after McGary was hilarious.

Poster: Hey Scott, didn't you say Oregon State led a couple of days ago?

Fetters: That's because Oregon State did lead a couple of days ago!

Poster: But they aren't listed in McGary's top 3?

Fetters: This stuff happens all the time in recruiting. How long have you been following recruiting?
 
Scott Eklund is a fraud. Hardcore Husky is wiping Dawgman off the map.
Click to expand...

As much as I hate the doogman staff, unfortunately we still do rely on them for recruiting info. This site is fun and all but DJ isn't supplying us with any real content or news, it's just a forum to vent about Doogman.
Click to expand...
Speak for yourself.

Some of us have a twatter.
Click to expand...

Sure, Twitter is good for hearing about commits but don't pretend that you don't visit Scout, 24/7, Rivals, etc for recruiting info. Most of the recruiting discussion on here is pulled directly from those sites.

Look, I hate Eklund, Kim, Ruth, Lars Fatters, etc. as much as the next guy but unfortunately these recruiting sites are the only source to get info unless you want to wait til after signing day. It is what it is.
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I use those sites for information about recruits abilities. Unlike many here I don't hate recruiting rankings. I think people like Biggins generally do good work.

I put zero stock into what anyone from Dawgman says about what a recruit is thinking/doing/leaning/going. Those guys have proven themselves worthless a mole times over.

 
The database is great ...

But at the same time, none of the shit matters until they a) give a verbal and b) send in their LOI.

The only other thing to take away from recruiting "in season" is that it provides a good barometer on how well the coaching staff is resonating with HS players and coaches. If you're struggling in recruiting, you're probably BS as a coach.
 
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