The Sad Story of Steve Sarkisian: Too much, too soon

1) dat pic, love the bloodshot eye

2) "what the hell happened?" - nothing, acks anyone on this bored, everyone knew he'd shit the bed

3) " Sarkisian turned a raw athlete with Top 10 potential (Jake Locker) into a Top 10 draft pick" - terrible, short-sighted mistake imo, turning jack into a dropback passer, dude was much more comfortable/better scrambling. he did go top 10, retired now.

4) "his overall legacy is one of mediocrity" - thesis statement, shoulda ended there, i quit reading there.

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His best QB was a Ty-Willy commit and all his recruits failed to develop one micron from high school.
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That was a glaring problem. The jump guys like Shelton made after a single off season with Petersen's staff was surreal. The fuck stick also quit recruiting for UW early in the 2013 season. He left the program high and dry well before he left. Given his shitty behavior and all that has been handed to that asshat, he deserves zero friggin pity, sympathy, or empathy.
 
Too much too soon? WTF.

Other people in sports had far too much too soon and still managed to keep their shit together (Lebron, Jeter, Andrew Luck, etc etc etc).
 
Why is it so fucking important for everyone to add the "but what I really hope is that he finds the help he needs," bullshit. So fucking perfunctory. I'd respect da hell out of any writer who would say what most of us think: "... and I don't really give a fuck if he gets any help. he's sitting on millions of $$ he didn't earn, and I know 100 people in my life who can't manage their booze. big fucking deal."
 
His best QB was a Ty-Willy commit and all his recruits failed to develop one micron from high school.
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That was a glaring problem. The jump guys like Shelton made after a single off season with Petersen's staff was surreal. The fuck stick also quit recruiting for UW early in the 2013 season. He left the program high and dry well before he left. Given his shitty behavior and all that has been handed to that asshat, he deserves zero friggin pity, sympathy, or empathy.
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Could not agree more. I have a low capacity for pity anyway, and what I have has been allocated to much more deserving souls than that cheeseball.
 
I have fought a brave fight against this disease for decades. Do I ask for sympathy or special treatment? Do I want your thoughts and your prayers in this difficult time?

No I do not. Just drop money in my guitar case when you pass by and if I am passed out please don't steal my hard earned money
 
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