The risky world of hookers and blow

[ApostleofGrief]

As the board's only real expert on paying for sex let me do my part to make sure you guys don't wind up dead or in jail, or both.

1. Never pay $1,000 to anyone that isn't a big name at that time. Sure, this is fun and it makes you way cooler in your own mind than you are, but I've wasted that much scratch on tires before in an hour and I can promise you the memory isn't as good.

2. Make sure she isn't a cop. Theeroticreview.com, all that needs to be said.

3. Sugardaddyforme.com is the only "smart money." These are all women having a rough time as a single mother, maxed out credit cards, just moved away from home, etc. They want to do whorish things without the lifestyle and the stigma. A cell phone bill, some gas, a nice dinner and you'll be bare pickleing the 2-hole by 10pm.

4. If you're ever in a red light district (which fucking suck now) have your girls stats picked out before you leave or you'll spend all night trying to find that girl that's just a little bit hotter. It never works out.

Now go and use what I've taught you children.

But what about dying from full blown AIDS and the fact that all hookers are full of STDs?

Sincerely,

OBK

I wonder if wearing two or even several rubbers puts a stop to STDs. I think you can still get herpes, warts, and yeast infections.

Staff, true?

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Anyone seen a picture of his wife? That could explain a lot. Something tells me she didn't look or dress or put out like this one:

What's this one's name?

Pretty sure it's THE girl. The one who killed him. Just another picture of her.

Huh? Who's him? I wasn't paying attention to the content of the thread.

 

[dnc]

Anyone seen a picture of his wife? That could explain a lot. Something tells me she didn't look or dress or put out like this one:

What's this one's name?

Pretty sure it's THE girl. The one who killed him. Just another picture of her.

Huh? Who's him? I wasn't paying attention to the content of the thread.

Click here (not lemony)

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Anyone seen a picture of his wife? That could explain a lot. Something tells me she didn't look or dress or put out like this one:

What's this one's name?

Pretty sure it's THE girl. The one who killed him. Just another picture of her.

Huh? Who's him? I wasn't paying attention to the content of the thread.

Click here (not lemony)

Voted down for lack of Mrhands or Goatse in the link.

 

[dnc]

Anyone seen a picture of his wife? That could explain a lot. Something tells me she didn't look or dress or put out like this one:

What's this one's name?

Pretty sure it's THE girl. The one who killed him. Just another picture of her.

Huh? Who's him? I wasn't paying attention to the content of the thread.

Click here (not lemony)

Voted down for lack of Mrhands or Goatse in the link.

I'm ashamed of myself.

Here you go. Warning: NSF anyone anywhere.

 

[Swaye]

Anyone seen a picture of his wife? That could explain a lot. Something tells me she didn't look or dress or put out like this one:

What's this one's name?

Pretty sure it's THE girl. The one who killed him. Just another picture of her.

Huh? Who's him? I wasn't paying attention to the content of the thread.

Click here (not lemony)

Voted down for lack of Mrhands or Goatse in the link.

I'm ashamed of myself.

Here you go. Warning: NSF anyone anywhere.

BRB, JO

 

[Mosster47]

As the board's only real expert on paying for sex let me do my part to make sure you guys don't wind up dead or in jail, or both.

1. Never pay $1,000 to anyone that isn't a big name at that time. Sure, this is fun and it makes you way cooler in your own mind than you are, but I've wasted that much scratch on tires before in an hour and I can promise you the memory isn't as good.

2. Make sure she isn't a cop. Theeroticreview.com, all that needs to be said.

3. Sugardaddyforme.com is the only "smart money." These are all women having a rough time as a single mother, maxed out credit cards, just moved away from home, etc. They want to do whorish things without the lifestyle and the stigma. A cell phone bill, some gas, a nice dinner and you'll be bare pickleing the 2-hole by 10pm.

4. If you're ever in a red light district (which fucking suck now) have your girls stats picked out before you leave or you'll spend all night trying to find that girl that's just a little bit hotter. It never works out.

Now go and use what I've taught you children.

A friend of mine said he had a buddy who paid for Ava Devine. When the buddy was finished Ava said "You didn't pee on me?" Memo of the story, pee on Ava Devine.

She just looks awful. I've seen Amy Reid (back when she was $400), Savannah Stern, Rachel Starr, and Jessica Jaymes and it was all worth every penny.

Pamela Peaks is the one you'll want to use for booking. Just fly to LAX as well. Traveling a whore is a fucking fortune!

 

[RoadDawg55]

As the board's only real expert on paying for sex let me do my part to make sure you guys don't wind up dead or in jail, or both.

1. Never pay $1,000 to anyone that isn't a big name at that time. Sure, this is fun and it makes you way cooler in your own mind than you are, but I've wasted that much scratch on tires before in an hour and I can promise you the memory isn't as good.

2. Make sure she isn't a cop. Theeroticreview.com, all that needs to be said.

3. Sugardaddyforme.com is the only "smart money." These are all women having a rough time as a single mother, maxed out credit cards, just moved away from home, etc. They want to do whorish things without the lifestyle and the stigma. A cell phone bill, some gas, a nice dinner and you'll be bare pickleing the 2-hole by 10pm.

4. If you're ever in a red light district (which fucking suck now) have your girls stats picked out before you leave or you'll spend all night trying to find that girl that's just a little bit hotter. It never works out.

Now go and use what I've taught you children.

A friend of mine said he had a buddy who paid for Ava Devine. When the buddy was finished Ava said "You didn't pee on me?" Memo of the story, pee on Ava Devine.

She just looks awful. I've seen Amy Reid (back when she was $400), Savannah Stern, Rachel Starr, and Jessica Jaymes and it was all worth every penny.

Pamela Peaks is the one you'll want to use for booking. Just fly to LAX as well. Traveling a whore is a fucking fortune!

I don't know whether to be happy or depressed that I know who every one of those whores is.

 

[Swaye]

As the board's only real expert on paying for sex let me do my part to make sure you guys don't wind up dead or in jail, or both.

1. Never pay $1,000 to anyone that isn't a big name at that time. Sure, this is fun and it makes you way cooler in your own mind than you are, but I've wasted that much scratch on tires before in an hour and I can promise you the memory isn't as good.

2. Make sure she isn't a cop. Theeroticreview.com, all that needs to be said.

3. Sugardaddyforme.com is the only "smart money." These are all women having a rough time as a single mother, maxed out credit cards, just moved away from home, etc. They want to do whorish things without the lifestyle and the stigma. A cell phone bill, some gas, a nice dinner and you'll be bare pickleing the 2-hole by 10pm.

4. If you're ever in a red light district (which fucking suck now) have your girls stats picked out before you leave or you'll spend all night trying to find that girl that's just a little bit hotter. It never works out.

Now go and use what I've taught you children.

A friend of mine said he had a buddy who paid for Ava Devine. When the buddy was finished Ava said "You didn't pee on me?" Memo of the story, pee on Ava Devine.

She just looks awful. I've seen Amy Reid (back when she was $400), Savannah Stern, Rachel Starr, and Jessica Jaymes and it was all worth every penny.

Pamela Peaks is the one you'll want to use for booking. Just fly to LAX as well. Traveling a whore is a fucking fortune!

I don't know whether to be happy or depressed that I know who every one of those whores is.

I'm too busy taking notes to be either.

 

[Mosster47]

As the board's only real expert on paying for sex let me do my part to make sure you guys don't wind up dead or in jail, or both.

1. Never pay $1,000 to anyone that isn't a big name at that time. Sure, this is fun and it makes you way cooler in your own mind than you are, but I've wasted that much scratch on tires before in an hour and I can promise you the memory isn't as good.

2. Make sure she isn't a cop. Theeroticreview.com, all that needs to be said.

3. Sugardaddyforme.com is the only "smart money." These are all women having a rough time as a single mother, maxed out credit cards, just moved away from home, etc. They want to do whorish things without the lifestyle and the stigma. A cell phone bill, some gas, a nice dinner and you'll be bare pickleing the 2-hole by 10pm.

4. If you're ever in a red light district (which fucking suck now) have your girls stats picked out before you leave or you'll spend all night trying to find that girl that's just a little bit hotter. It never works out.

Now go and use what I've taught you children.

A friend of mine said he had a buddy who paid for Ava Devine. When the buddy was finished Ava said "You didn't pee on me?" Memo of the story, pee on Ava Devine.

She just looks awful. I've seen Amy Reid (back when she was $400), Savannah Stern, Rachel Starr, and Jessica Jaymes and it was all worth every penny.

Pamela Peaks is the one you'll want to use for booking. Just fly to LAX as well. Traveling a whore is a fucking fortune!

I don't know whether to be happy or depressed that I know who every one of those whores is.

I'm too busy taking notes to be either.

Another tip is to find a way to pay for your whoring. A buddy of mine started his own "porn company" and sells them on Clips4sale.com under his account. Because he's a legit business he books these stars for legit gigs because no one does single company contracts anymore. So, he just does POV videos with these chicks and they cost way less to book if you are legit. His face never winds up on camera and he pays for his whoring with his whoring.

Me, I buy guitars from poor people who like to pretend they aren't poor and sell them to people like me with money for a fair amount. I flip two or three a week at a $200-$350 profit each and boom, whoring on the free.

You can go to a great college and they'll teach you things about a job, or you can go to a party school like me and learn how to win at life.

I feel like a proud father, who is probably only five years older than everyone I'm teaching. Go forth my sons.

 

[ApostleofGrief]

The hell with whores. Never have and never will pay for it.