The rest of the 2019 class

You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

I hear it's nothing short of a miracle for our program. We were just happy to be there.

Take the bowl wins when you can get them I guess...
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

Cristobal is recruiting really well. Not sure he has much strategery beyond spray-n-pray, but he's landing some dudes. Aside from that, Oregon's got nothing to go on with him other than blind hope. And that's fine, we?ve been there. But y'all are really pressing on his priors trying to find some brilliance.
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

Cristobal is recruiting really well. Not sure he has much strategery beyond spray-n-pray, but he's landing some dudes. Aside from that, Oregon's got nothing to go on with him other than blind hope. And that's fine, we?ve been there. But y'all are really pressing on his priors trying to find some brilliance.

The staff he has surrounded himself with is pretty good, thats undeniable by those who are follow college football closely. He can't do it all himself, which I think he understands and has accounted for.
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

Cristobal is recruiting really well. Not sure he has much strategery beyond spray-n-pray, but he's landing some dudes. Aside from that, Oregon's got nothing to go on with him other than blind hope. And that's fine, we?ve been there. But y'all are really pressing on his priors trying to find some brilliance.

The staff he has surrounded himself with is pretty good, thats undeniable by those who are follow college football closely. He can't do it all himself, which I think he understands and has accounted for.

How many years does Mario get?
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

Cristobal is recruiting really well. Not sure he has much strategery beyond spray-n-pray, but he's landing some dudes. Aside from that, Oregon's got nothing to go on with him other than blind hope. And that's fine, we?ve been there. But y'all are really pressing on his priors trying to find some brilliance.

The staff he has surrounded himself with is pretty good, thats undeniable by those who are follow college football closely. He can't do it all himself, which I think he understands and has accounted for.

How many years does Mario get?

Given how things have transpired over the last few year I'm saying at least 5. I could see 3 if things went completely wrong.
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

Cristobal is recruiting really well. Not sure he has much strategery beyond spray-n-pray, but he's landing some dudes. Aside from that, Oregon's got nothing to go on with him other than blind hope. And that's fine, we?ve been there. But y'all are really pressing on his priors trying to find some brilliance.

The staff he has surrounded himself with is pretty good, thats undeniable by those who are follow college football closely.[/b] He can't do it all himself, which I think he understands and has accounted for.

Wilcox. Tosh. Sirmon. Heyward.
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

I hear it's nothing short of a miracle for our program. We were just happy to be there.

Take the bowl wins when you can get them I guess...

You sure do...you sure do...

Boise.jpg

 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

I hear it's nothing short of a miracle for our program. We were just happy to be there.

Take the bowl wins when you can get them I guess...

You sure do...you sure do...

Boise.jpg

oregon-ducks-win-rose-bowl.jpg

You win some you lose some.
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

Cal didn't give Gilby what he needed to win
 
Mooster's post in December about how he knew Cristoball wasn't going to be the guy is going to be special.
 
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If Willingham could go .500 at Stanford imagine what he could do at a program like ND or UW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought Oregon defending Cristobal's flameout firing as FIU was a silly meme, but some seem serious? I guess every fanbase has homer morons.
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

Cristobal is recruiting really well. Not sure he has much strategery beyond spray-n-pray, but he's landing some dudes. Aside from that, Oregon's got nothing to go on with him other than blind hope. And that's fine, we?ve been there. But y'all are really pressing on his priors trying to find some brilliance.

The staff he has surrounded himself with is pretty good, thats undeniable by those who are follow college football closely. He can't do it all himself, which I think he understands and has accounted for.

Heard somewhere, Cristobal wants to stay at Oregon as long as Rich Brooks did and win a Rosebowl.
 
If Willingham could go .500 at Stanford imagine what he could do at a program like ND or UW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought Oregon defending Cristobal's flameout firing as FIU was a silly meme, but some seem serious? I guess every fanbase has homer morons.

He won the conference. For a program with nothing on probation when he took over that's not terrible. Saban was shit at Sparty and crushed it at LSU. Every situation works differently.

I personally like the direction of the program. Mario could suck but I'm not going to say anything negative about him before his first game when he is sitting on the #4 recruiting class and the kids are lifting their ass off for the first time ever. He doesn't have the Sark vibe of Willie.
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

Cristobal is recruiting really well. Not sure he has much strategery beyond spray-n-pray, but he's landing some dudes. Aside from that, Oregon's got nothing to go on with him other than blind hope. And that's fine, we?ve been there. But y'all are really pressing on his priors trying to find some brilliance.

The staff he has surrounded himself with is pretty good, thats undeniable by those who are follow college football closely.[/b] He can't do it all himself, which I think he understands and has accounted for.

Wilcox. Tosh. Sirmon. Heyward.

Yeah but Cristobal didn’t hire this guy
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If Willingham could go .500 at Stanford imagine what he could do at a program like ND or UW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought Oregon defending Cristobal's flameout firing as FIU was a silly meme, but some seem serious? I guess every fanbase has homer morons.

Those two scenarios don't make for good comparisons.

hth
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

Cristobal is recruiting really well. Not sure he has much strategery beyond spray-n-pray, but he's landing some dudes. Aside from that, Oregon's got nothing to go on with him other than blind hope. And that's fine, we?ve been there. But y'all are really pressing on his priors trying to find some brilliance.

The staff he has surrounded himself with is pretty good, thats undeniable by those who are follow college football closely. He can't do it all himself, which I think he understands and has accounted for.

How many years does Mario get?

2 if he sucks. Longer if he gets UO to the playoffs in 2019.
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

Cristobal is recruiting really well. Not sure he has much strategery beyond spray-n-pray, but he's landing some dudes. Aside from that, Oregon's got nothing to go on with him other than blind hope. And that's fine, we?ve been there. But y'all are really pressing on his priors trying to find some brilliance.

The staff he has surrounded himself with is pretty good, thats undeniable by those who are follow college football closely. He can't do it all himself, which I think he understands and has accounted for.

How many years does Mario get?

2 if he sucks. Longer if he gets UO to the playoffs in 2019.

So 2.
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

Cristobal is recruiting really well. Not sure he has much strategery beyond spray-n-pray, but he's landing some dudes. Aside from that, Oregon's got nothing to go on with him other than blind hope. And that's fine, we?ve been there. But y'all are really pressing on his priors trying to find some brilliance.

The staff he has surrounded himself with is pretty good, thats undeniable by those who are follow college football closely. He can't do it all himself, which I think he understands and has accounted for.

How many years does Mario get?

2 if he sucks. Longer if he gets UO to the playoffs in 2019.

So 2.

LIPO doog
 
You didn't hire Nick Saban

You hired some loser assistant

Not even a coordinator under Saban

He is however a former head coach, and while on paper his record did not look great, what he did at FIU was nothing short of a miracle for that program.

It's always speshul when you get to 7-6 and win the little ceasar's pizza bowel. I hear it takes coaching at the highest level in a football state.

About as special as taking home the trophy to the Heart of Dallas Bowl. Woohoo

Cristobal is recruiting really well. Not sure he has much strategery beyond spray-n-pray, but he's landing some dudes. Aside from that, Oregon's got nothing to go on with him other than blind hope. And that's fine, we?ve been there. But y'all are really pressing on his priors trying to find some brilliance.

The staff he has surrounded himself with is pretty good, thats undeniable by those who are follow college football closely. He can't do it all himself, which I think he understands and has accounted for.

How many years does Mario get?

Same deal Slingblade got. There's a laser beam pointed to him at all tims, and the moment things get too bad Phil Knight hits fire.
 
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