The Perfect Purple Storm...

CuntWaffle

CuntWaffle

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The mutts get back some key players for the AC (Adams, Beavers), and then the Mother of Blizzards that drowns the Air Raid. On top of that, they face off against a Utah team that has lost it's starting QB and RB. All this produces a 3-3 tie broken by a fluke INT that proves to be the difference in the game. In short, Huck the Fuskies!
 
Regarding luck, Huskies earned 85% of the title this year. The other 15% was angel's breath with WSU/SC, getting players back at dropdead pivotal times, AC whiteout, Utah injuries, the rest of the conference being down, and some choice CG calls. Sometimes 85% is what it takes to get it done. They won't like that I'm saying 85% instead of 100% - but homers have never had a good relationship with honesty.
 
I love the Cuog tears. They are just so fucking devastated... poor little Palouse pussies.
 
More Cuog Conspiracies/Comments include:

-Pac-12 purposely gave UW a "Double Bye" before the Apple Cup
-God hates the Cuogs thus why the snow only came down during the duration of the Apple Cup
-The Pac-12 Title doesn't really count this year because this is a "down year" for the Conference
-The Pac-12 Title was awarded to UW "by default"
 
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