The Offseason Natty Thread: Portals, Assistant Coaches, Leopard Jackets, etc.

DeBoer is merely warming the seat for the eventual and final coach of the program: A Non-Binary Trans-Asian who hates itself and college football.
 
Chipper’s a lame duck next year, a true DWAG would want no part of that
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Malloe will go somewhere else once that happens. Look at Johnny Nansen. He’s been on a bunch of lame duck staffs and is now a DC at a PAC 12 school. It’s an industry full of recycled coaches and half of them are basically just cashing paychecks with minimal effort.
 
Malloe whiffed too many recruits for me to care about him leaving. He also had at least one entire class with zero prospects signed. Yeah. I’m ok giving someone else a go.
 
Malloe whiffed too many recruits for me to care about him leaving. He also had at least one entire class with zero prospects signed. Yeah. I’m ok giving someone else a go.
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Unless his replacement is this guy
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Chipper’s a lame duck next year, a true DWAG would want no part of that
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Malloe will go somewhere else once that happens. Look at Johnny Nansen. He’s been on a bunch of lame duck staffs and is now a DC at a PAC 12 school. It’s an industry full of recycled coaches and half of them are basically just cashing paychecks with minimal effort.
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Its not an accident that coaches regularly have worse clock management and 2 min decision making than a 12 year old sperging out at their mom while playing madden and eating tendies slathered in ranch.

Most of them are just in the good ol boy network of incestuous fraternal retards jerking eachother off about faith family and football.
 
Chipper’s a lame duck next year, a true DWAG would want no part of that
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Malloe will go somewhere else once that happens. Look at Johnny Nansen. He’s been on a bunch of lame duck staffs and is now a DC at a PAC 12 school. It’s an industry full of recycled coaches and half of them are basically just cashing paychecks with minimal effort.
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Its not an accident that coaches regularly have worse clock management and 2 min decision making than a 12 year old sperging out at their mom while playing madden and eating tendies slathered in ranch.

Most of them are just in the good ol boy network of incestuous fraternal retards jerking eachother off about faith family and football.
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Coaches have many fooled with all this genius talk by broadcasters who are too stupid to coach so they broadcast

Anal ytics is the latest scam.

It's 4th and less than a yard on the opponent 35. What do the anal ytics guys have to say about this one?

You know I don't know about the analytics on this one but I think you might go for it here

Well Coach Dumbfuck has the best anal guy on the planet working that out for him. Should be interesting once they take 10 minutes to see if the spot is off by an inch or two
 
4Medium star Dave Iuli from Puyallup, WA is considering Miami, Oregon State, Oregon and USC.

On if he would consider UW: “I know I can do better for myself”
 
Chipper’s a lame duck next year, a true DWAG would want no part of that
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Malloe will go somewhere else once that happens. Look at Johnny Nansen. He’s been on a bunch of lame duck staffs and is now a DC at a PAC 12 school. It’s an industry full of recycled coaches and half of them are basically just cashing paychecks with minimal effort.
Click to expand...

Its not an accident that coaches regularly have worse clock management and 2 min decision making than a 12 year old sperging out at their mom while playing madden and eating tendies slathered in ranch.

Most of them are just in the good ol boy network of incestuous fraternal retards jerking eachother off about faith family and football.
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Glorified, highly paid, PE teachers.
 
From Fetters: Ron McKeefery may stay there because of a promotion overseeing the strength and conditioning for all Bulldog athletics, not just football.
 
What a time for them to have come on. Don’t blame them for transferring. It was probably one of the weirdest football experiences one could imagine. Raccinelli couldn’t get open when he played but I will miss Redman and his wasted talent by the staff.
 
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