The Offseason Natty Thread: Portals, Assistant Coaches, Leopard Jackets, etc.

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So it’s Inge with Williams as co DC
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Don't believe Inge will be Co-Dc no. Think they hire an outside guy but I could be wrong.
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Here is the 2019 coaches salaries I got from @CokeGreaterThanPepsi . We are saving $1.5 million on the HC and Lake/Kwat made ~$2.4. We should have some serious dough to spend.
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By popular demand, unless Stalin nukes it and me, the ONT! We can gab about leopard print jackets, smokers voices, awkward hugs, underage coaches daughters, and maybe even The Haen Train (ask Julie she knows what's up).

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If you were to put a thought bubble above DeBoer here based on Cohen's personality and his expression, what would it say? I would go with something like "I think this goofy chick might actually want a piece of my deboner".
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You guys going to KEG House later? I guess Deboner’s got a sweet fuckin’ spoadie.
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The longer it goes in hiring assistants do you get nervous we are missing on guys or do we just have to wait until this final weekend of games.
 
By popular demand, unless Stalin nukes it and me, the ONT! We can gab about leopard print jackets, smokers voices, awkward hugs, underage coaches daughters, and maybe even The Haen Train (ask Julie she knows what's up).

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If you were to put a thought bubble above DeBoer here based on Cohen's personality and his expression, what would it say? I would go with something like "I think this goofy chick might actually want a piece of my deboner".
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You guys going to KEG House later? I guess Deboner’s got a sweet fuckin’ spoadie.
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Spoadie must only be a word in Washington. Once I joined the Army and moved out of state, I’d use spoadie and people had no clue what it was.
 
The longer it goes in hiring assistants do you get nervous we are missing on guys or do we just have to wait until this final weekend of games.
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Waiting until the games finish is really just for Donte. Beyond that, I think DeBoer is just doing interviews (he did Malloe yesterday) to try and get it right.

While it would be nice to get the staff figured out ASAP, it’s also not worth rushing just to maybe get 1 recruit. I’d rather DeBoer not hastily finalize the staff when waiting a couple more days could get him a better staff
 
Spoadie! Oh my god, I feel like the adults in "It" who had kinda forgot all about that demonic clown and suddenly it all comes rushing back!

But also, who the fuck is Donte Williams? Has he ever actually coached anybody that could play? You'll pardon me if I don't doog out about becoming USC of the last 10 years, signing great recruits and watching them turn into 5th-round draft picks. I remember Bill Simmons's basketball book wherein he argued that if a guy considered great was really so great, why was he fucking traded? Same question: if having Donte Williams is so great, why can't he seem to stay on a staff for more than a year or two? Arizona, 1 year. Nebraska, 1 yr. Oregon, 2 yrs. All in the same role. USC, 2 years. And don't tell he left because he was getting better offers. If he was so great, the school would've paid what it took to keep him.

Bill Parcells, the smartest man of our age, said it best: don't tell me about the labor, show me the baby.
 
Spoadie! Oh my god, I feel like the adults in "It" who had kinda forgot all about that demonic clown and suddenly it all comes rushing back!

But also, who the fuck is Donte Williams? Has he ever actually coached anybody that could play? You'll pardon me if I don't doog out about becoming USC of the last 10 years, signing great recruits and watching them turn into 5th-round draft picks. I remember Bill Simmons's basketball book wherein he argued that if a guy considered great was really so great, why was he fucking traded? Same question: if having Donte Williams is so great, why can't he seem to stay on a staff for more than a year or two? Arizona, 1 year. Nebraska, 1 yr. Oregon, 2 yrs. All in the same role. USC, 2 years. And don't tell he left because he was getting better offers. If he was so great, the school would've paid what it took to keep him.

Bill Parcells, the smartest man of our age, said it best: don't tell me about the labor, show me the baby.
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Ok. Would you rather have Will Harris or Bob Gregory on staff?
 
Spoadie! Oh my god, I feel like the adults in "It" who had kinda forgot all about that demonic clown and suddenly it all comes rushing back!

But also, who the fuck is Donte Williams? Has he ever actually coached anybody that could play? You'll pardon me if I don't doog out about becoming USC of the last 10 years, signing great recruits and watching them turn into 5th-round draft picks. I remember Bill Simmons's basketball book wherein he argued that if a guy considered great was really so great, why was he fucking traded? Same question: if having Donte Williams is so great, why can't he seem to stay on a staff for more than a year or two? Arizona, 1 year. Nebraska, 1 yr. Oregon, 2 yrs. All in the same role. USC, 2 years. And don't tell he left because he was getting better offers. If he was so great, the school would've paid what it took to keep him.

Bill Parcells, the smartest man of our age, said it best: don't tell me about the labor, show me the baby.
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He left for a better situation each time up to usc. We are the downgrade in his career. Hth.

And he lands big time players. That is the significance. There may be a thread or two out there with all the details but I haven’t checked.
 
What I see is Will Harris is putting out two CBs that will get picked In the first two days of the NFL draft, while all Dante Williams is putting out feelers and resumes. So yes, at this point I’d take Harris.

And you’re telling me that leaving Oregon after a RB to go to the sinking USS Helton is a step up? Ok.
 
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What I see is Will Harris is putting out two CBs that will get picked In the first two days of the NFL draft, while all Dante Williams is putting out feelers and resumes. So yes, at this point I’d take Harris.

And you’re telling me that leaving Oregon after a RB to go to the sinking USS Helton is a step up? Ok.
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Williams raises questions for sure, however Harris is shit at recruiting and it will show in a big way next season.
 
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