The Offseason Natty Thread: Portals, Assistant Coaches, Leopard Jackets, etc.

What if the super secret name "grand slam" hire at DC fudgepack told me in the pms may or may not happen is the guy all along... this board would blow the fuck up. (Not a fresno guy btw)

I'll wait to hate the DC hire after it's announced

Good luck with the fudgie intel

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Wow he really starts that yell off with a lopsided extra tooth grimace that I don't think I've seen before.
 
The O line has sucked for years. Has nothing to do with Donovan

Can't gain a yard to save their fat ass

Huff staying is a red flag the size of a football field

It doesn't just have to do with Donovan, but saying it has nothing to do with him or Lake is moronic. We had the most unimaginative running came in cfb history last year.

It is pretty hard to dominate as an OL when the defense knows exactly what you're doing on every play.

That whole "line up and beat the guy in front of you" thing sounds cool, but is really fucking hard to do. Not even Bama has the talent to do that all game against a conference opponent.
 

Two years from now:
Huff still can’t coach OL and is fired

Grubb after two years with middling offensive results is demoted to OL coach

After a year to get his reads down Moore is the architect of the highest scoring offense in the NCAA.

DeBoner offers a million a year contract for Moore to be OC. Seems like a done deal.

Tedford retires.

Moore takes the HC job at Fresno.

UW hires Eric Kiesau as OC.

I kill myself.

You should kill yourself now. Prevent the misery. Why wait?
 
The sad thing is UW doesn’t really go cheap on these hires. They’ll just triple whatever they were paid at Fresno and call it a day.

And afterwards as we bitch about it, Jen will leak to Wilner that the so called fans are never satisfied.
 

Two years from now:
Huff still can’t coach OL and is fired

Grubb after two years with middling offensive results is demoted to OL coach

After a year to get his reads down Moore is the architect of the highest scoring offense in the NCAA.

DeBoner offers a million a year contract for Moore to be OC. Seems like a done deal.

Tedford retires.

Moore takes the HC job at Fresno.

UW hires Eric Kiesau as OC.

I kill myself.

You should kill yourself now. Prevent the misery. Why wait?

I’m the perfect huskie fan. I prefer the trail of tears and I hate myself.
 

Two years from now:
Huff still can’t coach OL and is fired

Grubb after two years with middling offensive results is demoted to OL coach

After a year to get his reads down Moore is the architect of the highest scoring offense in the NCAA.

DeBoner offers a million a year contract for Moore to be OC. Seems like a done deal.

Tedford retires.

Moore takes the HC job at Fresno.

UW hires Eric Kiesau as OC.

I kill myself.

You should kill yourself now. Prevent the misery. Why wait?

I’m the perfect huskie fan. I prefer the trail of tears and I hate myself.

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This thread has more mood swings than a teenage girl. As much as I want to doompost about the potential staff though, anything is better than what we had to watch last year so ill just LIPO.
 
This thread has more mood swings than a teenage girl. As much as I want to doompost about the potential staff though, anything is better than what we had to watch last year so ill just LIPO.

Looks like the AD’s office won. The dumbing down of expectations is just about complete.
 
This thread has more mood swings than a teenage girl. As much as I want to doompost about the potential staff though, anything is better than what we had to watch last year so ill just LIPO.

Looks like the AD’s office won. The dumbing down of expectations is just about complete.

You aren't wrong. Getting invested in the program in the hopes of competing for nattys isnt worth the hassle anymore for me. Unless the school gets a new president it isnt worth getting hopes up for anything but marginal success
 
The O line has sucked for years. Has nothing to do with Donovan

Can't gain a yard to save their fat ass

Huff staying is a red flag the size of a football field

It doesn't just have to do with Donovan, but saying it has nothing to do with him or Lake is moronic. We had the most unimaginative running came in cfb history last year.

It is pretty hard to dominate as an OL when the defense knows exactly what you're doing on every play.

That whole "line up and beat the guy in front of you" thing sounds cool, but is really fucking hard to do. Not even Bama has the talent to do that all game against a conference opponent.

No and yes

He failed under everyone

Donovan and Lake sucked

 


This thread has more mood swings than a teenage girl. As much as I want to doompost about the potential staff though, anything is better than what we had to watch last year so ill just LIPO.

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@PurpleJ @coronabruin
 
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I've never found her to be the least bit attractive but it's impossible to argue with those pics
 
I've never found her to be the least bit attractive but it's impossible to argue with those pics

She was straight up nailz at 20. By 25 an absolute trashy train wreck.
 
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