The new altitude

[whlinder]

How will we handle the corn sweat???

https://twitter.com/x/status/1828173597485253001

 

[Bob_C]

Also, are we ready for the new strains of grass we'll have to play on?

 

[Sources]

We need to adjust recruiting to account for pollen allergies

 

[chuck]

I always knew the corn would be to blame, I just didn't know it would be this soon.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Now THIS is a hard hitting football thread. I’m 100% in favor of making Corn Sweat the new altitude, btw.

 

[Lawrence_of_a_Labia]

we used to play in the desert
Now we play in the cornfields