The MurderBoner to end all MurderBoners - M249 civilian version

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://www.fnhusa.com/l/products/collector-series/m249s/

 

[AZDuck]

Fucking bullshit.

A standard M4 or M16 magazine will fit into an M249, and the fucker will jam before you've fired three rounds.

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

 

[Swaye]

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

To shoot the jackbooted thugs from the government when they come to take my shit. You asked.

 

[BennyBeaver]

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

To shoot the jackbooted thugs from the government when they come to take my shit. You asked.

Honest question...

What is a jackboot?

 

[AZDuck]

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

To shoot the jackbooted thugs from the government when they come to take my shit. You asked.

you get three shots before the fucker jams... good luck

 

[Swaye]

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

To shoot the jackbooted thugs from the government when they come to take my shit. You asked.

Honest question...

What is a jackboot?

jack·boot

/ˈjakˌbo͞ot/

noun

noun: jackboot; plural noun: jackboots

a large leather military boot reaching to the knee.

•

used as a symbol of cruel or authoritarian behavior or rule.

 

[Swaye]

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

To shoot the jackbooted thugs from the government when they come to take my shit. You asked.

you get three shots before the fucker jams... good luck

My back up weapon never jams.

Bring it ATF.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

To shoot the jackbooted thugs from the government when they come to take my shit. You asked.

Honest question...

What is a jackboot?

jack·boot

/ˈjakˌbo͞ot/

noun

noun: jackboot; plural noun: jackboots

a large leather military boot reaching to the knee.

•

used as a symbol of cruel or authoritarian behavior or rule.

So hawt

 

[BennyBeaver]

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

To shoot the jackbooted thugs from the government when they come to take my shit. You asked.

Honest question...

What is a jackboot?

jack·boot

/ˈjakˌbo͞ot/

noun

noun: jackboot; plural noun: jackboots

a large leather military boot reaching to the knee.

•

used as a symbol of cruel or authoritarian behavior or rule.

Why didn't you call them DJ's Boots?

 

[Swaye]

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

To shoot the jackbooted thugs from the government when they come to take my shit. You asked.

Honest question...

What is a jackboot?

jack·boot

/ˈjakˌbo͞ot/

noun

noun: jackboot; plural noun: jackboots

a large leather military boot reaching to the knee.

•

used as a symbol of cruel or authoritarian behavior or rule.

Why didn't you call them DJ's Boots?

It was implied. (gay winkie face)

 

[BennyBeaver]

*

 

[RaccoonHarry]

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

To shoot the jackbooted thugs from the government when they come to take my shit. You asked.

you get three shots before the fucker jams... good luck

How would you know?

 

[AZDuck]

ran out of belt ammo once

 

[dflea]

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

To shoot the jackbooted thugs from the government when they come to take my shit. You asked.

I still think that's a bad fight to pick.

What the Freemen saw when they looked outside:

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Fucking bullshit.

A standard M4 or M16 magazine will fit into an M249, and the fucker will jam before you've fired three rounds.

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

Why do you hate America?

 

[Swaye]

So what do "sportsmen" need one of these for again?

To shoot the jackbooted thugs from the government when they come to take my shit. You asked.

I still think that's a bad fight to pick.

What the Freemen saw when they looked outside:

And that is the scary part. That is our America. A land where "law enforcement" has tanks.