THE MASTERS OFFICIAL THREAD

Just judging by body language, Rory is in trouble. He looks tight and stressed, and Bryson looks happy to be there. I hope they both play well and it’s a good finish. I don’t really care which of them wins. If I had to put money on it, I’d bet on Bryson. He knows he can beat Rory in a major.
 
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Åberg is the guy to watch here. He could easily make a run and make things interesting. Bryson is hitting it all over the fuckin yard right now.
 
You have to make that putt after hitting a shot like that. Rory is back to being cooked again. I can’t handle the ups and downs of Sunday at The Masters.
 
Bryson’s putter has failed him so far today. Åberg has missed multiple makable birdie putts. Rory still has some back 9 demons to exorcise.
 
Rory with the career slam! Very entertaining but he sure made those last 6 holes difficult and to get inside Rose at 18 in the playoff was clutch.
 
That shit was hard to watch. I was hoping for a shootout with everyone playing well, but it turned into a buttpuckering war of attrition. Now that he’s got the major drought monkey off his back, Rory might win 5 more. He’s only 35. He’s going to be the favorite in the PGA Championship by a mile unless he dies between now and then. He’s won the Wells Fargo on that course 4 times and holds the tournament scoring record.
 
Good lord what a mess of a final round.
But was still fun as hell.

Rory with like 5 WTF moments after being up 5 shots with 8 holes to play. Could only make birdies inside of 4 feet.

Justin Rose deserves some love but now gets to be a trivia question with Ls in the last two playoffs at Augusta. I guess it’s what you deserve when you lose to fucking Sergio.
 
EsophagealFeces said:
That shit was hard to watch. I was hoping for a shootout with everyone playing well, but it turned into a buttpuckering war of attrition. Now that he’s got the major drought monkey off his back, Rory might win 5 more. He’s only 35. He’s going to be the favorite in the PGA Championship by a mile unless he dies between now and then. He’s won the Wells Fargo on that course 4 times and holds the tournament scoring record.
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If we’re here to bash buttpuckering wars of attrition, bud, I’m fucking out.
 
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