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The Kim Grinolds Deflection Game
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Tequilla
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Fuck Kim Jong Vino ...
The whiny little bitch spent years bitching about how bad Roof's neck fat was for the program and then turns around and uses her playbook for creepy stalking and commentary ... I'd say that he should look in the fucking mirror but he's too busy asking broken down sloppy middle aged women whether or not they want to see his banana while rocking the glassed eyes combined with the bloated I lost my razor beard. And if that's not enough, on live radio he makes comments that in at least 81% of the workforce would be considered sexual harassment by calling a colleague a hot tamale.
You'd think that that was enough ... but Kim Jong Vino's insecurity and stupidity goes even further in the gutter when the topics of access and Steve Sarkisian are brought up. He's got his head so far planted up Sark's ass that it's not even funny. Instead of being objective as a journalist (which he and his LP trio so causally claim that they are/aren't depending on their needs) and realizing that Sark was good for the program in the sense that he brought back some buzz/free pub, improved the overall talent in the program through re-opening recruiting lines into SoCal, and leaving the program in a better spot. Instead, KJV is too busy defending "his boy" by pointing out all of the times that his PAYING MEMBERS tell him anything that disrupts the narrative (even though there is a new sheriff in town).
So let's hit KJV with more truth than he wants. Let's look at all of the games that Sark won where he won by 20 or more points and all the games that he lost by 20 or more points. And for fun, let's put the number of wins/losses that each of those teams had against auto-bid Conference teams.
Wins:
2009 - Washington St (0)
2009 - California (7)
2010 - Syracuse (3)
2011 - Colorado (2)
2012 - Portland St (0)
2012 - Colorado (1)
2013 - Boise St (0)
2013 - Idaho St (0)
2013 - California (0)
2013 - Colorado (1)
2013 - Oregon St (4)
Losses:
2009 - Stanford (7)
2009 - Oregon (9)
2009 - Oregon St (6)
2010 - Nebraska (7)
2010 - Arizona (5)
2010 - Stanford (11)
2010 - Oregon (10)
2011 - Stanford (10)
2011 - USC (10)
2012 - LSU (7)
2012 - Oregon (9)
2012 - Arizona (5)
2013 - Oregon (10)
2013 - Arizona St (9)
Conclusion: Sark's most impressive blowout victory either came against a Cal team in 2009 that basically played that game going through the motions or the Boise St game last year. The resume is pathetic in terms of beating ANY good teams by 20 or more points. In contrast, Sark got plungered 14 times in 5 years by teams ranging from great (Stanford/Oregon) to numbingly mediocre (the annual rapings down in Arizona).
KJV is a perfect example of what happens when you let your judgment be clouded by an unsupported opinion instead of relying on the facts and record to do your talking for you.
The whiny little bitch spent years bitching about how bad Roof's neck fat was for the program and then turns around and uses her playbook for creepy stalking and commentary ... I'd say that he should look in the fucking mirror but he's too busy asking broken down sloppy middle aged women whether or not they want to see his banana while rocking the glassed eyes combined with the bloated I lost my razor beard. And if that's not enough, on live radio he makes comments that in at least 81% of the workforce would be considered sexual harassment by calling a colleague a hot tamale.
You'd think that that was enough ... but Kim Jong Vino's insecurity and stupidity goes even further in the gutter when the topics of access and Steve Sarkisian are brought up. He's got his head so far planted up Sark's ass that it's not even funny. Instead of being objective as a journalist (which he and his LP trio so causally claim that they are/aren't depending on their needs) and realizing that Sark was good for the program in the sense that he brought back some buzz/free pub, improved the overall talent in the program through re-opening recruiting lines into SoCal, and leaving the program in a better spot. Instead, KJV is too busy defending "his boy" by pointing out all of the times that his PAYING MEMBERS tell him anything that disrupts the narrative (even though there is a new sheriff in town).
So let's hit KJV with more truth than he wants. Let's look at all of the games that Sark won where he won by 20 or more points and all the games that he lost by 20 or more points. And for fun, let's put the number of wins/losses that each of those teams had against auto-bid Conference teams.
Wins:
2009 - Washington St (0)
2009 - California (7)
2010 - Syracuse (3)
2011 - Colorado (2)
2012 - Portland St (0)
2012 - Colorado (1)
2013 - Boise St (0)
2013 - Idaho St (0)
2013 - California (0)
2013 - Colorado (1)
2013 - Oregon St (4)
Losses:
2009 - Stanford (7)
2009 - Oregon (9)
2009 - Oregon St (6)
2010 - Nebraska (7)
2010 - Arizona (5)
2010 - Stanford (11)
2010 - Oregon (10)
2011 - Stanford (10)
2011 - USC (10)
2012 - LSU (7)
2012 - Oregon (9)
2012 - Arizona (5)
2013 - Oregon (10)
2013 - Arizona St (9)
Conclusion: Sark's most impressive blowout victory either came against a Cal team in 2009 that basically played that game going through the motions or the Boise St game last year. The resume is pathetic in terms of beating ANY good teams by 20 or more points. In contrast, Sark got plungered 14 times in 5 years by teams ranging from great (Stanford/Oregon) to numbingly mediocre (the annual rapings down in Arizona).
KJV is a perfect example of what happens when you let your judgment be clouded by an unsupported opinion instead of relying on the facts and record to do your talking for you.
Tequilla
Active poster
And fuck you Butler Cabin.
Don James was a College Football Hall of Fame Coach that won a National Championship, 4 Rose Bowls, and an Orange Bowl as UW Head Coach. The only thing that Sark can claim he did better as UW Head Coach is banging cocktail waitresses on the side.
Moreover, calling 9 wins the Don James standard is right ... in that it was 9 wins in 11 games or at worst 12 games with a bowl game. Lowering the bar to allow Sark into the "exclusive" 9 win club by needing 13 games, 3 of which were against absolute dreckfested non-conference games and a bowl game against a middling BYU (that Sark didn't even fucking coach because he had already taken the U$C job - THANK YOU PAT HADEN FS!!!) is a fucking slap in the face to Don James' legacy, his family, anybody that played under Don James, and any PROUD alumni of the University of Fucking Washington.
Take your fucking free access that you got under Sark and shove it straight up KJV's ass. There may have been a period of time where Butler Cabin was a valuable supporter and contributor to University of Washington Athletics. And if so, I applaud and thank him for his contributions. And you could at least make a sound argument to me about supporting Sark IF he was STILL the coaching of the University of Washington. BUT HE ISN'T. We have a proven winner leading our program now that has won far more than Sark will ever win and that's before Petersen has coached a single game at the University of Washington. Hanging onto Sark's sloppy seconds after he's left the program does nothing but make you look like an insecure whiny piece of shit.
Don James was a College Football Hall of Fame Coach that won a National Championship, 4 Rose Bowls, and an Orange Bowl as UW Head Coach. The only thing that Sark can claim he did better as UW Head Coach is banging cocktail waitresses on the side.
Moreover, calling 9 wins the Don James standard is right ... in that it was 9 wins in 11 games or at worst 12 games with a bowl game. Lowering the bar to allow Sark into the "exclusive" 9 win club by needing 13 games, 3 of which were against absolute dreckfested non-conference games and a bowl game against a middling BYU (that Sark didn't even fucking coach because he had already taken the U$C job - THANK YOU PAT HADEN FS!!!) is a fucking slap in the face to Don James' legacy, his family, anybody that played under Don James, and any PROUD alumni of the University of Fucking Washington.
Take your fucking free access that you got under Sark and shove it straight up KJV's ass. There may have been a period of time where Butler Cabin was a valuable supporter and contributor to University of Washington Athletics. And if so, I applaud and thank him for his contributions. And you could at least make a sound argument to me about supporting Sark IF he was STILL the coaching of the University of Washington. BUT HE ISN'T. We have a proven winner leading our program now that has won far more than Sark will ever win and that's before Petersen has coached a single game at the University of Washington. Hanging onto Sark's sloppy seconds after he's left the program does nothing but make you look like an insecure whiny piece of shit.
Tequilla
Active poster
Two last parting shots for Kim Jong Vino ...
Your fucking twitter says that you can't wait for August because "it's about to get interesting" during football season under Petersen ...
What are you going to say when Petersen wins 10+ games his first season?
Also, enabling that you don't know where the 5-4 bullshit with Sark comes from and citing/defending the "well, I don't know about this 5-4 as Sark was 9-4 last year" further cements you as a fucktarded little bitch. If you can't follow what 4-5, 5-4, 5-4, 5-4, and 5-4 mean, you should go hang out with Softy at BCC.
And, @Butler Cabin, are you going to make that $10k donation to the Athletic Department in my name when Petersen wins 11 games during the regular season this year?
Your fucking twitter says that you can't wait for August because "it's about to get interesting" during football season under Petersen ...
What are you going to say when Petersen wins 10+ games his first season?
Also, enabling that you don't know where the 5-4 bullshit with Sark comes from and citing/defending the "well, I don't know about this 5-4 as Sark was 9-4 last year" further cements you as a fucktarded little bitch. If you can't follow what 4-5, 5-4, 5-4, 5-4, and 5-4 mean, you should go hang out with Softy at BCC.
And, @Butler Cabin, are you going to make that $10k donation to the Athletic Department in my name when Petersen wins 11 games during the regular season this year?
Auburndawg
New Fish
When someone references the "Sarkish blowouts" of the last few years, just respond with:
"You mean like the Oregon State game?"
Then proceed to publicly admonish the poster for not bringing anything to the table.
Great way to condescend to your paying customers as always.
Poor Aubbie. Can't win anywhere he poasts.
I disagree. I think I win everywhere I poste. Some people are just incapable of seeing the truth.
puppylove_sugarsteel
Asshole Emeritus
Way to be u fiery bitch tequila
dnc
New Fish
Paging @Swaye, looks like the death count needs another update.When someone references the "Sarkish blowouts" of the last few years, just respond with:
"You mean like the Oregon State game?
Then proceed to publicly admonish the poster for not bringing anything to the table.
Great way to condescend to your paying customers as always.
Poor Aubbie. Can't win anywhere he poasts.
I disagree. I think I win everywhere I poste. Some people are just incapable of seeing the truth.
Welcome back Aubbie. I think you'll fit in here pretty well these days. Like this bored you have high expectations for Peterman, and Peterman shouldn't disappoint during the season causing you to have to adjust your expectations down. You may just have a home after all Aubs.
CokeGreaterThanPepsi
New Fish
I appreciate you trying to fight the good fight over there, Aubs. Too bad most anyone with any knowledge of football has left that site and come over here in the past year.
When someone references the "Sarkish blowouts" of the last few years, just respond with:
"You mean like the Oregon State game?
Then proceed to publicly admonish the poster for not bringing anything to the table.
Great way to condescend to your paying customers as always.
Poor Aubbie. Can't win anywhere he poasts.
I disagree. I think I win everywhere I poste. Some people are just incapable of seeing the truth.
When someone references the "Sarkish blowouts" of the last few years, just respond with:
"You mean like the Oregon State game?
Then proceed to publicly admonish the poster for not bringing anything to the table.
Great way to condescend to your paying customers as always.
Poor Aubbie. Can't win anywhere he poasts.
I disagree. I think I win everywhere I poste. Some people are just incapable of seeing the truth.
Don't get hung up on the idea of "winning". I was merely referencing your innate ability to be castigated wherever you poaste.
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GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
When someone references the "Sarkish blowouts" of the last few years, just respond with:
"You mean like the Oregon State game?
Then proceed to publicly admonish the poster for not bringing anything to the table.
Great way to condescend to your paying customers as always.
Poor Aubbie. Can't win anywhere he poasts.
I disagree. I think I win everywhere I poste. Some people are just incapable of seeing the truth.
Sweet, let's see if this can work again.
"Come back, @UWKatie"
Auburndawg
New Fish
I never left. Just haven't had much to say that anyone here wants to hear. I'm sure things will be different when the season starts.
3 posts in a row by Tequilla. Tequilla is reaching Cockus territory in this thread.
CokeGreaterThanPepsi
New Fish
It was also a Tequilla rant, so it's all good.
