The jokes write themselves

The chances he actually talked to Sark are slim to none. He maybe saw him from a distance so he said he looked great not that he would ever say he looks like crap then added a general comment he thought he might say like “ tell everyone there hi”. An unauthorized hi I bet. A Stupid Seinfeld reference as Pup would say.

I’m thoroughly enjoying dis thread

 
If it was easy they wouldn't be 4th

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Kim used “Texas is a tough place to win” to explain that sark changed his pressers, which justifies why he didn’t talk to Kim.

It’s only about being spurned by his crush.
 
Wait Kim is still a thing? I faintly remember when people would start those “Fire Sark/Holt” threads a long time ago he would go apeshit. Someone should do it again for ol times sake.
 
Dannen already gets it. That's why he recommended that Kim check out the Lower Ninth Ward for the hottest late night wine bars.

Didn’t God destroy that during Katrina or is it back and better than ever?
 
Tried to flex by mentioning the centurion lounge. He never ceases to amaze.

Yet he could not afford first class but had to mention he was in the 1st row right behind it. Always the tallest migit this freak.
 
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FYFMFE. My United flight down is in the first row of coach, ahem, them first row behind first class.

Excuse me while I go move my seat back a few rows.
 
FYFMFE. My United flight down is in the first row of coach, ahem, them first row behind first class.

Excuse me while I go move my seat back a few rows.

Did you get shushed by the flight attendant (who clearly wants to take you into the mile high club) for talking too loudly about squeezing the manboobs of your favorite coach?
 
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Spent 2 hours + throwing beads down on Bourbon Street. Lots of willing participants
 
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Spent 2 hours + throwing beads down on Bourbon Street. Lots of willing participants

Dudes were taking their shirts off for Kim?
 
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