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This is a problem you guys. Especially if you are a transfer portal guy on his “second or third contract.” Columbia Missouri median rent is about $1200 while homeless-ville Seattle is $2900.
Don't scholarships cover housing costs?
Maybe it's time for UW to create dedicated athlete housing?
I think the kids portalling around are looking for better housing situations after their first year or two of state funded college rent. Caleb Williams posting pics of his penthouse doesn’t lower any narcissistic capabilities of a 20 year old primadonna
What would a 20-year old JoeEDangerously had demanded in NIL?
Lots of beer and vodka. Condoms. Maybe a sponsorship with Rainier
 
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Hell - I would settle for a private luxury trailer park

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Portal stops accepting new kids today. UW currently at 74 scholarships, so room for 11 more.
We lost 10 OL from 2023, with only 6 new for 2024, meaning we're still down 4 OL.
 
lil kimmies coy and not technically gifted writing would suggest there’s more to come.

Can one of you homos that hates money find the recruiting post from the weekend and drop that shit in the wam. Thanks in advance for your service.
 
all these OL that can fog a mirror and fish won’t close shit.

Good thing Williams is a stud because he’s going to need to start after the sixth game when Rodger’s is killed. It’ll be entertaining watching Williams run for his life.
 
lil kimmies coy and not technically gifted writing would suggest there’s more to come.

Can one of you homos that hates money find the recruiting post from the weekend and drop that shit in the wam. Thanks in advance for your service.
I'll save you all money. Insert names of every player who has publicly visited UW and they really like UW, but they could also go somewhere else. Recruiting is crazy, isn't it? There will be one player whose only other offer is Bryman College. Expect him to commit soon plus like a punter or holder or some shit. Venmo me $10 please.
 
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