The Fed Wants You To Eat Dog Food For Thanksgiving?!?

[Swaye]

Mrs Swaye paid 32 bucks for a roast. She knows better than to cook oppression bird for me.

 

[Sledog]

Mrs Swaye paid 32 bucks for a roast. She knows better that to cook oppression bird for me.

Turkey and Prime rib. I like sandwiches.

 

[RaceBannon]

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

Turkey is overrated but that is not the point. You know that though.

Americans eat too much. Is starving actually a good thing?

 

[MikeDamone]

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

Doesn’t surprise me that you don’t know how to cook or your mom is a fuck up.

 

[WestlinnDuck]

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

Turkey is overrated but that is not the point. You know that though.

Americans eat too much. Is starving actually a good thing?

Cuban's are on the little food diet and seem to love it. Of course if they try to row to the US to escape the commie utopia in Cuba, they might be to weak to make it.

 

[MikeDamone]

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

I call it stuffing day! The juices of the turkey are amazing though

Stuffing is so hit and miss. Love Mrs. Throbber v2.0 but stuffing is not her thing. If it's too moist, that shit makes me gag. If it's too dry, difficult to choke down.

Hard to fuck up mashed potatoes.

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

 

[MikeDamone]

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I doubt he knew she was there or who she was.

 

[hardhat]

Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

I call it stuffing day! The juices of the turkey are amazing though

Stuffing is so hit and miss. Love Mrs. Throbber v2.0 but stuffing is not her thing. If it's too moist, that shit makes me gag. If it's too dry, difficult to choke down.

Hard to fuck up mashed potatoes.

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Hell yeah, any time is a good time for a Beastie Boys reference.

 

[hardhat]

https://twitter.com/beingrealmac/status/1463214594814582807?s=21

 

[46XiJCAB]

We're going to have a traditional TG. Not sure if it will be 1980's version or 2021.