The Fed Wants You To Eat Dog Food For Thanksgiving?!?

Yeah, just don't buy a turkey and buy dog food. Just don't call leftards dishonest cunts.

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Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
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Well, good for you. Stick to your tofu slobberer and leave the dressing and turkey gravy and day after turkey sandwiches to us.
 
Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
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We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.

 
Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
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We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.
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If you don't properly douse the white mean in your gravy, it can be dry.

I prefer dark meat.

Always moist.

Always delicious.

Now, back to your Turkey.

Deep fry that thing.

Do not throw away you potato boil. Blend that into your gravy along with all the drippings and flour.
 
Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
Click to expand...

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.
Click to expand...

If you don't properly douse the white mean in your gravy, it can be dry.

I prefer dark meat.

Always moist.

Always delicious.

Now, back to your Turkey.

Deep fry that thing.

Do not throw away you potato boil. Blend that into your gravy along with all the drippings and flour.
Click to expand...

My staff does all that shit. You sound poor
 
Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
Click to expand...

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.
Click to expand...

The best part of the turkey are the sandwiches after Thanksgiving!
 
Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
Click to expand...

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.
Click to expand...

I call it stuffing day! The juices of the turkey are amazing though
 
Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
Click to expand...

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.
Click to expand...

I call it stuffing day! The juices of the turkey are amazing though
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Stuffing is so hit and miss. Love Mrs. Throbber v2.0 but stuffing is not her thing. If it's too moist, that shit makes me gag. If it's too dry, difficult to choke down.

Hard to fuck up mashed potatoes.

 
Turkey is overrated. I am thankful for this mediocre bird we are about to eat. No thanks.
Click to expand...

We finally agree. Though dark meat is pretty solid. White meat - fuck that.

But, as god is my witness, if anyone fucks with my mashed potatoes, I will cut them.
Click to expand...

I call it stuffing day! The juices of the turkey are amazing though
Click to expand...

Stuffing is so hit and miss. Love Mrs. Throbber v2.0 but stuffing is not her thing. If it's too moist, that shit makes me gag. If it's too dry, difficult to choke down.

Hard to fuck up mashed potatoes.
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If they cool too much before whipping them, you can seriously screw them up. I’m in charge of that dish. If they’re not done correctly it puts a damper on my TG experience.
 
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