I give it 3 days before the first tweet of
"First of all, I'd like to thank the coaches of Suckerville University....blah blah blah...Unfortunately, my situation has changed (insert grandma died, dad got laid off, we moved, etc.) and God has a different plan for me. I am, therefore, asking to be let out of my LOI. I ask SU to respect my wishes in light of my family's difficult situation. No interviews please."
And then it's open season
To add, all the coaching changes will offer easy excuses for kids who just got a gym bag of money delivered to their auntie's house
"First of all, I'd like to thank the coaches of Suckerville University....blah blah blah...Unfortunately, my situation has changed (insert grandma died, dad got laid off, we moved, etc.) and God has a different plan for me. I am, therefore, asking to be let out of my LOI. I ask SU to respect my wishes in light of my family's difficult situation. No interviews please."
And then it's open season
To add, all the coaching changes will offer easy excuses for kids who just got a gym bag of money delivered to their auntie's house
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