The day of reckoning is coming for Kim Grinolds

Most of the event centered around the LPT flashing recruiting videos on an endless loop that you could have gathered off of their website and them calling up guys after they had signed their LOI with ridiculous interviews that talked about nothing in particular, asked the kids what the one meal that they were going to miss from mom, and asking them to bark like a dog.
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KG is particularly proud that he asks unique and more personal questions that only he thinks of, not the generic stuff that the other reporters ask. Too bad he sounds like a fuckin pedophile when he's prying away about what they will miss about home.

 
@Tequilla‌ did you attend the HHB Tiki Taka event? Could you compare and contrast a la English Composition 101?
 
@Tequilla‌ did you attend the HHB Tiki Taka event? Could you compare and contrast a la English Composition 101?
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Good Food.

Good Drink.

More people that were interesting than Pepsi.

Abundance.
 
When the Dub Pub event was announced Kim said it would sell out fast. A few days later he said only a couple tickets were left. By the time the event rolled around weeks later, there were still spots available.
 
When the Dub Pub event was announced Kim said it would sell out fast. A few days later he said only a couple tickets were left. By the time the event rolled around weeks later, there were still spots available.
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I remember that.

Glad to hear on Tiki Taka. I happened to be in Seattle that night but was at a rehearsal dinner.
 
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When the Dub Pub event was announced Kim said it would sell out fast. A few days later he said only a couple tickets were left. By the time the event rolled around weeks later, there were still spots available.
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I remember that.

Glad to hear on Tiki Taka. I happened to be in Seattle that night but was at a rehearsal dinner.
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Nobody wanted you there anyway ...

I was disappointed with the sweatpant turnout at the Taki Tiki ... bunch of fucking posers in my book.
 
When the Dub Pub event was announced Kim said it would sell out fast. A few days later he said only a couple tickets were left. By the time the event rolled around weeks later, there were still spots available.
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I remember that.

Glad to hear on Tiki Taka. I happened to be in Seattle that night but was at a rehearsal dinner.
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Nobody wanted you there anyway ...

I was disappointed with the sweatpant turnout at the Taki Tiki ... bunch of fucking posers in my book.
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I was ashamed that none of us wore sweatpants except for you. You were the true believer.
 
I went to the same one Tequilla was at. I know this because he's the only guy in the state of Washington that wears a froog hat. I have never hated money, or myself, more than I did that day. I just sat there with my buddy laughing at the LPT and their cronies, and all the nerdy middle aged fucktards drooling over sloppy tits. I knew Kim was a midget based on how diminutive he looks in contrast to a regulation sized football, but he's even more pathetic in person. How any woman would let him crawl up on her and inseminate her, I will never know. Pity fucks do exist, my friends. Between the LPT, Butler Cabin, and Yale, there was enough smug in the Dub Pub that it's probably permanently stained. The food was fucking awful like Tequilla said. That shit tore through me like Fetters through a nacho bar. I was so bored I ended up leaving after a few hours. The next time I want to celebrate TBS Day, I'll stay home, watch coverage online and on ESPN, and put the money towards the new pair of sweatpants I'll need after a morning of watching Lindsey Thiry recruiting videos.
 
I went to the same one Tequilla was at. I know this because he's the only guy in the state of Washington that wears a froog hat. I have never hated money, or myself, more than I did that day. I just sat there with my buddy laughing at the LPT and their cronies, and all the nerdy middle aged fucktards drooling over sloppy tits. I knew Kim was a midget based on how diminutive he looks in contrast to a regulation sized football, but he's even more pathetic in person. How any woman would let him crawl up on her and inseminate her, I will never know. Pity fucks do exist, my friends. Between the LPT, Butler Cabin, and Yale, there was enough smug in the Dub Pub that it's probably permanently stained. The food was fucking awful like Tequilla said. That shit tore through me like Fetters through a nacho bar. I was so bored I ended up leaving after a few hours. The next time I want to celebrate TBS Day, I'll stay home, watch coverage online and on ESPN, and put the money towards the new pair of sweatpants I'll need after a morning of watching Lindsey Thiry recruiting videos.
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You lasted hours? As in, more than one?
 
When the Dub Pub event was announced Kim said it would sell out fast. A few days later he said only a couple tickets were left. By the time the event rolled around weeks later, there were still spots available.
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I remember that.

Glad to hear on Tiki Taka. I happened to be in Seattle that night but was at a rehearsal dinner.
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Nobody wanted you there anyway ...

I was disappointed with the sweatpant turnout at the Taki Tiki ... bunch of fucking posers in my book.
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In my defense, I went straight from work. That said, I lead a miserable and pathetic life in which I do not have a job that allows me to wear sweatpants on a daily basis.
 
Nothing says can't-miss event quite like "located behind a Jack In The Box."
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I used to work in Kirkland and drove by there once. It's a strip mall sinkhole in an area of Kirkland that's great if you're looking to buy heroin.
 
I went to one of the events ... there was maybe 100-125 people that showed up tops.

It was literally one of the worst events that I've ever seen or attended in my life ... Pepsi and I sitting around talking UW Football while I spill drinks on him is about 100x more entertaining than a Doogman sponsored event.
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That's about 10x more than I expected.

I thought it might be around 10-12.5 people.
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The O/U is 5.
 
I went to one of the events ... there was maybe 100-125 people that showed up tops.

It was literally one of the worst events that I've ever seen or attended in my life ... Pepsi and I sitting around talking UW Football while I spill drinks on him is about 100x more entertaining than a Doogman sponsored event.
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That's about 10x more than I expected.

I thought it might be around 10-12.5 people.
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The O/U is 5.
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Always.
 
I went to the same one Tequilla was at. I know this because he's the only guy in the state of Washington that wears a froog hat. I have never hated money, or myself, more than I did that day. I just sat there with my buddy laughing at the LPT and their cronies, and all the nerdy middle aged fucktards drooling over sloppy tits. I knew Kim was a midget based on how diminutive he looks in contrast to a regulation sized football, but he's even more pathetic in person. How any woman would let him crawl up on her and inseminate her, I will never know. Pity fucks do exist, my friends. Between the LPT, Butler Cabin, and Yale, there was enough smug in the Dub Pub that it's probably permanently stained. The food was fucking awful like Tequilla said. That shit tore through me like Fetters through a nacho bar. I was so bored I ended up leaving after a few hours. The next time I want to celebrate TBS Day, I'll stay home, watch coverage online and on ESPN, and put the money towards the new pair of sweatpants I'll need after a morning of watching Lindsey Thiry recruiting videos.
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I always have fun at them! Sure, they're a horribly run "poop" show... but so is my life! Who cares? I feel right at home.
 
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One of kim's fake accounts just posted this
"So I have tried to keep on here on a regular basis and have gone back. Still don't see any mention of a Dawgman signing day event. Loved it last year and already took off from work. Staff is it going to happen?"

Give the fans what they want, KG!
 
I went to the same one Tequilla was at. I know this because he's the only guy in the state of Washington that wears a froog hat. I have never hated money, or myself, more than I did that day. I just sat there with my buddy laughing at the LPT and their cronies, and all the nerdy middle aged fucktards drooling over sloppy tits. I knew Kim was a midget based on how diminutive he looks in contrast to a regulation sized football, but he's even more pathetic in person. How any woman would let him crawl up on her and inseminate her, I will never know. Pity fucks do exist, my friends. Between the LPT, Butler Cabin, and Yale, there was enough smug in the Dub Pub that it's probably permanently stained. The food was fucking awful like Tequilla said. That shit tore through me like Fetters through a nacho bar. I was so bored I ended up leaving after a few hours. The next time I want to celebrate TBS Day, I'll stay home, watch coverage online and on ESPN, and put the money towards the new pair of sweatpants I'll need after a morning of watching Lindsey Thiry recruiting videos.
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I always have fun at them! Sure, they're a horribly run "poop" show... but so is my life! Who cares? I feel right at home.
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I'm guessing you were the only person easier to spot than Tequilla and his TCU hat.

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I'm guessing you were the only person easier to spot than Tequilla and his TCU hat.
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Let's roll up there with @Dennis_DeYoung. I'm not black, but I'm from Houston so it's close. Somebody did get stabbed in the parking lot when I went to see "Friday."

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One of kim's fake accounts just posted this
"So I have tried to keep on here on a regular basis and have gone back. Still don't see any mention of a Dawgman signing day event. Loved it last year and already took off from work. Staff is it going to happen?"

Give the fans what they want, KG!
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Jeezus. What a loser. It it's not a fake account, this guy needs to be locked in a room with a pack of hungry dingos.
 
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