The Columbus Disptatch to the Seattle Times: "Hold my beer"

The Columbus Dispatch should have gone down the Jesse Owens (tOSU Class of 36)/Adolph Olympics vs. Buckeyes/Literally Hitler angle.

Like, exactly the same.
 
Columbus feels like the parts of Texas that some people are moving to. By the time you get there it will either be purple and full of enough insufferable people or it will be some shade of Washington blue and not even fucking worth the hassle.
 
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