The boards are still suffering from a post season hangover

We saw something in Jan that really fucked with a lot of fans' sense of why give a shit.
Coach fucking bailed - really sucked but fine that happens.
But then all the fucking players bailed. And at that point you HAVE to ask… what am I following? If not a coach. If not a team. What tangible thing have I been giving a shit about? And there's nothing. Some fading memories from college? Purple and gold and chrome and black? Seriously what possible nexus ties me and my heart to this new whatever donor purchase that's being rolled out? Cheer for this? Cheer for what? We're a bag team now. We're cynical as Oregon now but without their shamelessly effective marketing.
Traditional conference rivalries gone.
You can learn the names of new players you haven't seen play yet, but they'll fucking split. You can't give a shit because you'd long followed their recruiting arc, because it was some other coach at some other school who recruited them and we weren't watching that then. We just dropped a bigger bag than Arizona could.
Memories of a great year? Our dick was chopped off the second we stuck it in. All those personalities bailed.
Things have dropped off because there's no actual thing to give a fuck about anymore.
explains the phantom pain in my groin
that’s testicular cancer.
I don't think you know what phantom pain means
definitely not.
 
Stalin-not going to lie but the setup blows now. Not sure how much this is hurting but I believe it’s hurting.
 
Stalin-not going to lie but the setup blows now. Not sure how much this is hurting but I believe it’s hurting.

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I wonder what this board would be like if it was a UCLA site.
Chip Kelly was a pathetic failure, then bolted to be an OC in THE SAME FUCKING conference.
They turned around and promoted a former player that has no experience doing anything.
And in basketball where they're supposed to be a top 3 job in the country, yet Michigan immediately went after their head coach and he seemed to actually consider it and might still be.
They're going to be Cal in the B1G.
Only UW could spawn a board like this and make it work. And we have to take on all the Ducktards since UO doesn’t have enough support for a niche site like HH.
 
Virtually all the players and coaches we knew are gone, and this team has no identity. It pains me to see it like this after 2.1 million page views in December and 1.9 million in January. But it is what it is. It'll either pick up during spring ball or August camp.
Looking to see if Fisch can get Mike Ditka to come hang out on the boards here.
the new world of cfb is not here today, gone tomorrow. It's here today, gone later today.
 
It's March with an unknown roster after having heart replacement surgery. But we actually got a stronger heart from our donor, we just don't know it yet. Some aggro motorcyclist going too fast 'round the bend, they say. Regardless, it takes time to adapt to our new heart. It's all going to be gravy in spring when practice is full access, every practice, all practice, with Fisch juice overflowing the coolers. We will learn about this team right quick, exit the doldrums, and the wind will fill our sails.
We're all enjoying a much-needed break right now but will be back on the wagon here shortly. It was a fucking grind. Like nothing I've ever experienced. It's natural to separate from it for a bit. All this loss of interest talk makes me barf. You know better. You people. You people know better. Yeah you.
 
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Also, I bet you can look at the awesome chincredible fancy feast button debate of 2024 as the mark of when site traffic went down. I say that because that's when I stopped paying attention. Others could be similar. Sometimes ya gotta reap what you sow. That was bad seed.
 
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Also, I bet you can look at the awesome chincredible fancy feast button debate of 2024 as the mark of when site traffic went down. I say that because that's when I stopped paying attention. Others could be similar. Sometimes ya gotta reap what you sow. That was bad seed.
I think that was just a symptom and the malaise had already set in. That was about the only thread alive for what seemed like weeks. That says plenty about the level of excitement on the board at the time.
 
Also, I bet you can look at the awesome chincredible fancy feast button debate of 2024 as the mark of when site traffic went down. I say that because that's when I stopped paying attention. Others could be similar. Sometimes ya gotta reap what you sow. That was bad seed.
I think that was just a symptom and the malaise had already set in. That was about the only thread alive for what seemed like weeks. That says plenty about the level of excitement on the board at the time.
You say chicken, I say egg, but it could very well be chicken. However, it might not be chicken which means I was right all along because it's egg.
All I know is that thread made me question my purpose here and in general. It felt like rock bottom.
 
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Stalin-not going to lie but the setup blows now. Not sure how much this is hurting but I believe it’s hurting.
Well as you know I spent several hours exploring other options and I did not find a better fit than what we have here. I do like the current setup better now that the pages aren't jumping all over the place while you're trying to read a post. I wish we could just have the old setup with no changes but I've been told that's impossible unless we want to give up tweet embeds.
 
Stalin-not going to lie but the setup blows now. Not sure how much this is hurting but I believe it’s hurting.
Well as you know I spent several hours exploring other options and I did not find a better fit than what we have here. I do like the current setup better now that the pages aren't jumping all over the place while you're trying to read a post. I wish we could just have the old setup with no changes but I've been told that's impossible unless we want to give up tweet embeds.
The jankiness level has gone down a lot. Seems fine.
 
The fact that you can't see who you directly replied to if it's collapsed, but instead see the top of the chain is assinine.
 
We saw something in Jan that really fucked with a lot of fans' sense of why give a shit.
Coach fucking bailed - really sucked but fine that happens.
But then all the fucking players bailed. And at that point you HAVE to ask… what am I following? If not a coach. If not a team. What tangible thing have I been giving a shit about? And there's nothing. Some fading memories from college? Purple and gold and chrome and black? Seriously what possible nexus ties me and my heart to this new whatever donor purchase that's being rolled out? Cheer for this? Cheer for what? We're a bag team now. We're cynical as Oregon now but without their shamelessly effective marketing.
Traditional conference rivalries gone.
You can learn the names of new players you haven't seen play yet, but they'll fucking split. You can't give a shit because you'd long followed their recruiting arc, because it was some other coach at some other school who recruited them and we weren't watching that then. We just dropped a bigger bag than Arizona could.
Memories of a great year? Our dick was chopped off the second we stuck it in. All those personalities bailed.
Things have dropped off because there's no actual thing to give a fuck about anymore.
After a few day's thought, I've realized that it's the AD that's why we all give a shit. That's the glue that binds us from chaos.
 
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We saw something in Jan that really fucked with a lot of fans' sense of why give a shit.
Coach fucking bailed - really sucked but fine that happens.
But then all the fucking players bailed. And at that point you HAVE to ask… what am I following? If not a coach. If not a team. What tangible thing have I been giving a shit about? And there's nothing. Some fading memories from college? Purple and gold and chrome and black? Seriously what possible nexus ties me and my heart to this new whatever donor purchase that's being rolled out? Cheer for this? Cheer for what? We're a bag team now. We're cynical as Oregon now but without their shamelessly effective marketing.
Traditional conference rivalries gone.
You can learn the names of new players you haven't seen play yet, but they'll fucking split. You can't give a shit because you'd long followed their recruiting arc, because it was some other coach at some other school who recruited them and we weren't watching that then. We just dropped a bigger bag than Arizona could.
Memories of a great year? Our dick was chopped off the second we stuck it in. All those personalities bailed.
Things have dropped off because there's no actual thing to give a fuck about anymore.
After a few day's thought, I've realized that it's the AD that's why we all give a shit. That's the glue that binds us from chaos.

 
We saw something in Jan that really fucked with a lot of fans' sense of why give a shit.
Coach fucking bailed - really sucked but fine that happens.
But then all the fucking players bailed. And at that point you HAVE to ask… what am I following? If not a coach. If not a team. What tangible thing have I been giving a shit about? And there's nothing. Some fading memories from college? Purple and gold and chrome and black? Seriously what possible nexus ties me and my heart to this new whatever donor purchase that's being rolled out? Cheer for this? Cheer for what? We're a bag team now. We're cynical as Oregon now but without their shamelessly effective marketing.
Traditional conference rivalries gone.
You can learn the names of new players you haven't seen play yet, but they'll fucking split. You can't give a shit because you'd long followed their recruiting arc, because it was some other coach at some other school who recruited them and we weren't watching that then. We just dropped a bigger bag than Arizona could.
Memories of a great year? Our dick was chopped off the second we stuck it in. All those personalities bailed.
Things have dropped off because there's no actual thing to give a fuck about anymore.
After a few day's thought, I've realized that it's the AD that's why we all give a shit. That's the glue that binds us from chaos.

what’s wrong with you?
 
We saw something in Jan that really fucked with a lot of fans' sense of why give a shit.
Coach fucking bailed - really sucked but fine that happens.
But then all the fucking players bailed. And at that point you HAVE to ask… what am I following? If not a coach. If not a team. What tangible thing have I been giving a shit about? And there's nothing. Some fading memories from college? Purple and gold and chrome and black? Seriously what possible nexus ties me and my heart to this new whatever donor purchase that's being rolled out? Cheer for this? Cheer for what? We're a bag team now. We're cynical as Oregon now but without their shamelessly effective marketing.
Traditional conference rivalries gone.
You can learn the names of new players you haven't seen play yet, but they'll fucking split. You can't give a shit because you'd long followed their recruiting arc, because it was some other coach at some other school who recruited them and we weren't watching that then. We just dropped a bigger bag than Arizona could.
Memories of a great year? Our dick was chopped off the second we stuck it in. All those personalities bailed.
Things have dropped off because there's no actual thing to give a fuck about anymore.
After a few day's thought, I've realized that it's the AD that's why we all give a shit. That's the glue that binds us from chaos.

what’s wrong with you?
You got all night?
 
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