The biggest difference between Mario and Chip

coronabruin

New Fish
Mario calls his players “boy”

Chip calls his players “daddy”

They have the usage of whips and chains in common. Allegedly.
 
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Lay off the edibles

4 Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted[a] by the devil. 2 After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. 3 The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.”

4 Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’
 
Chip was a good head football coach.

Is. Present tense, pal.

Not really.

Exactly. Chip was ahead of his time but a one-trick pony/gay man who loved San Francisco bath houses. Allegedly. The gayme caught up to him and he's either too stubborn or not smart enough to innovate and adapt. He's not doing anything innovative at UCLA. Zilch. But he's definitely a better game-day coach than Mario but who isn't? Perhaps Jimmy Lake?
 
Chip was a good head football coach.

Is. Present tense, pal.

Not really.

Exactly. Chip was ahead of his time but a one-trick pony/gay man who loved San Francisco bath houses. Allegedly. The gayme caught up to him and he's either too stubborn or not smart enough to innovate and adapt. He's not doing anything innovative at UCLA. Zilch. But he's definitely a better game-day coach than Mario but who isn't? Perhaps Jimmy Lake?

You’d suck a billion dicks to have him back in the carbon and black.
 
Chip was a good head football coach.

Is. Present tense, pal.

Not really.

Exactly. Chip was ahead of his time but a one-trick pony/gay man who loved San Francisco bath houses. Allegedly. The gayme caught up to him and he's either too stubborn or not smart enough to innovate and adapt. He's not doing anything innovative at UCLA. Zilch. But he's definitely a better game-day coach than Mario but who isn't? Perhaps Jimmy Lake?

You’d suck a billion dicks to have him back in the carbon and black.

Nope
 
Chip was a good head football coach.

Is. Present tense, pal.

Not really.

Exactly. Chip was ahead of his time but a one-trick pony/gay man who loved San Francisco bath houses. Allegedly. The gayme caught up to him and he's either too stubborn or not smart enough to innovate and adapt. He's not doing anything innovative at UCLA. Zilch. But he's definitely a better game-day coach than Mario but who isn't? Perhaps Jimmy Lake?

You’d suck a billion dicks to have him back in the carbon and black.

Poast didn't even age 2 hours, lol. 23-42. At home. 2 losses already. Yeah, he's kicked ass since leaving Eugene. 🤣

He hit his ceiling. Exceeded it, really. Now he's just a fat, white, gay, version of Karl Dorrell. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
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