The Best Way to Cook Bacon | How to Cook Perfect Bacon

Interesting. I’ve always cooked bacon in my caster iron skillet. But I’ve never started with the pan cold.
 
I thought for sure that this would be a video of a big titted Korean chick cooking bacon in no particularly special way.
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I should also disclose that I have a bit of a cast iron fetish and upgraded via Santa Claus recently from a shirt chi com Dutch oven to one of them faggy, deluxe Frenchy ones.
 
is there really a bad way to cook bacon?

I have cooked bacon on LPG grills, wood fired home made BBQs (best tasting), fried in non-stick and cast iron, on griddles, it is all good.

EDIT: would love the big titted lingerie clad Korean gals doing bacon
 
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Cowboy Kent is the shit. His recipes are entertaining even if you don’t have the time or equipment to do it 100% the way he did it.
 
1. Get Pork Belly
2. Cure it yourself
3. Smoke it yourself
4. Cut it yourself
5. fry that shit up
 
1.) Ask coworker with FFA daughter to buy a whole pig at the fair from some kid who pampered it.
2.) Tell local butcher how to cut and cure bacon.
3.) Load freezer with bacon (and over 100 lbs. of the best sausage on earth).
4.) Apply some manner of heat to bacon.
5.) Eat bacon.

My rule is that I don't eat an animal that wasn't given a name by some now-heartbroken Whatcom County girl.
 
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1. Get Pork Belly
2. Cure it yourself
3. Smoke it yourself
4. Cut it yourself
5. fry that shit up
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How to make a BLT…first get some land…

Luckily we have free trade and you can buy good bacon.

Reminds me of the steps to make a chicken sandwich without free trade. Takes 6 months and costs $1,500 (pre Biden, probably $2,500 now)
 
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