The 300 versus Oregon prediction thread

The State of Oregon versus the State of Michigan Battle Royale ends in a 1-1 draw.

MSU pounds the ucks. (no "D". get it? LOLOLOLOLOL) Vernon blows out his knee on a Dennis Dixon feint, Sparty is partying hardy, with a rather easy win, say 34-17.

Beavs go into the Big House, force 4 turnovers (3 ints, 1 fumble) and win by a FG. DerGolve drinks himself into bolivion in celebration, runs naked through the streets of La Connner and spends 2 nights in the Skagit County big house.
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I know your being sarcastic, but your offense might also be worse than theirs.
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why do you hate a 3-0 win?
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You have a point there. They've done it before........
 
TheScript.gif says that Oregon still wins this one. However, it was pointed out that this defense is going to be unlike anything Big Play VA™ has ever seen by several orders of magnitude, on the road. I'm looking for a shitty interception or two, and a fumble on the ACL blowing tackle.
 
TheScript.gif says that Oregon still wins this one. However, it was pointed out that this defense is going to be unlike anything Big Play VA™ has ever seen by several orders of magnitude, on the road. I'm looking for a shitty interception or two, and a fumble on the ACL blowing tackle.
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But but VA put up 50 against 3 first rounders and the nations sack leader on the road in the loudest stadium in college football!!!1!

I think Oregon wins this one, it should be a damn good game, but they will pull some Duck shit and win it.

Hard to imagine Harbaugh losing his home opener.
 
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Michigan State runs through the ducks like Metamucil through old fuck Bannon.
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I know you're being sarcastic, but Race is actually only 59 years old.
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How do you know? Grindr profile?
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I had drinks with him and iDawg the year Corky died and Race had finally seen enough of Ty by the Oregon game.
 
Michigan State runs through the ducks like Metamucil through old fuck Bannon.
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I know you're being sarcastic, but Race is actually only 59 years old.
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How do you know? Grindr profile?
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I had drinks with him and iDawg the year Corky died and Race had finally seen enough of Ty by the Oregon game.
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Thats pretty classy of you to give your time hanging out with gross old people at the retirement home. Kudos.
 
Here's da ting.

The only secondary on a ranked team that sucks as much as Oregon's secondary is Michigan State's secondary.

This game is going to be WAC-tastic.

But Oregon also has a good RB.

Ducks win, annoy everyone.
 
Here's da ting.

The only secondary on a ranked team that sucks as much as Oregon's secondary is Michigan State's secondary.

This game is going to be WAC-tastic.

But Oregon also has a good RB.

Ducks win, annoy everyone.
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Yep. Rooting for regular season duck losses is futile
 
The State of Oregon versus the State of Michigan Battle Royale ends in a 1-1 draw.

MSU pounds the ucks. (no "D". get it? LOLOLOLOLOL) Vernon blows out his knee on a Dennis Dixon feint, Sparty is partying hardy, with a rather easy win, say 34-17.

Beavs go into the Big House, force 4 turnovers (3 ints, 1 fumble) and win by a FG. DerGolve drinks himself into bolivion in celebration, runs naked through the streets of La Connner and spends 2 nights in the Skagit County big house.
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There are no winners in the state battle between Oregon and Michigan.

Pump my recession, Spartan.
 
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Oregon will win the Pac rather easily this year despite the fact that they are not as good as recent years and the south is (allegedly) loaded from top to bottom. Sets up for a plunger rape by #OurHuskeyes or #MyTide. That's the Oregon script for 2015.
 
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