Texas governor ends state's mask mandate

If you live in Texas ... nobody is telling you not to wear a mask or practice precautions

I just find it amusing that people feel like if they can’t be told what to do by the government they can’t survive

Are you familiar with humanity? This is called making the lowest common denominator in charge of community spread. Yes, some dumb fucking drunk kids do need to be told what to do.

If you are wearing your magic mask you'll be fine. Shut up Karen!

I'll also be fine because I've been vaccinated, dumbfuck.

But you won't wear a mask in the interest of reducing any risk to your elderly friends or neighbors because you never did that for the flu.

Got it!

It's not a vaccine dipshit! You can still catch it. The upside is it couldn't possibly cause anymore brain damage. None of my elderly friends and neighbors wear masks dimwit. I live in America. The only one that does is just like you! Dumb as a rock and a solid communist. They're moving to Europe. Maybe they have room for you.

To be fair, it does greatly reduce the odds that you will catch it and even if you do catch it, it makes it damn near impossible, not 100% but high 90s, to kill you or get you sick enough to need hospitalization. The vaccines for this are really fucking amazing and aren't getting the hype they deserve.

Trump's miracle

Trump admin—fucktward that he is—gets 100% of governmental credit for vaccine development.
 
If you live in Texas ... nobody is telling you not to wear a mask or practice precautions

I just find it amusing that people feel like if they can’t be told what to do by the government they can’t survive

Are you familiar with humanity? This is called making the lowest common denominator in charge of community spread. Yes, some dumb fucking drunk kids do need to be told what to do.

If you are wearing your magic mask you'll be fine. Shut up Karen!

I'll also be fine because I've been vaccinated, dumbfuck.

But you won't wear a mask in the interest of reducing any risk to your elderly friends or neighbors because you never did that for the flu.

Got it!

It's not a vaccine dipshit! You can still catch it. The upside is it couldn't possibly cause anymore brain damage. None of my elderly friends and neighbors wear masks dimwit. I live in America. The only one that does is just like you! Dumb as a rock and a solid communist. They're moving to Europe. Maybe they have room for you.

To be fair, it does greatly reduce the odds that you will catch it and even if you do catch it, it makes it damn near impossible, not 100% but high 90s, to kill you or get you sick enough to need hospitalization. The vaccines for this are really fucking amazing and aren't getting the hype they deserve.

Trump's miracle

He'll never get the credit he deserves for it. It would have been developed even without Trump but it never would have gotten to market as fast as it did without Trump.
 
If you live in Texas ... nobody is telling you not to wear a mask or practice precautions

I just find it amusing that people feel like if they can’t be told what to do by the government they can’t survive

Are you familiar with humanity? This is called making the lowest common denominator in charge of community spread. Yes, some dumb fucking drunk kids do need to be told what to do.

If you are wearing your magic mask you'll be fine. Shut up Karen!

I'll also be fine because I've been vaccinated, dumbfuck.

But you won't wear a mask in the interest of reducing any risk to your elderly friends or neighbors because you never did that for the flu.

Got it!

So if you're fine if you're vaccinated, why do you care what other people are doing?

Imagine caring about any other human being in the world, right?

So who hasn't been able to get the vaccine that wanted to get it? It would seem that by now, the vast majority of folks who want to have the vaccine have gotten it. [/i][/b] And those who haven't, they can stay in their houses for a few more weeks/months until they are able to get it. Then no worries about the rest of us neanderthals right?

Seems only fair. The rest of us who shut down our businesses for 14 days to lower the curve already did our part. Now it's time for those who have to wait for their vaccine to do theirs.

Not even close. By the end of May that statement will be accurate but it isn't now.
 
If you live in Texas ... nobody is telling you not to wear a mask or practice precautions

I just find it amusing that people feel like if they can’t be told what to do by the government they can’t survive

Are you familiar with humanity? This is called making the lowest common denominator in charge of community spread. Yes, some dumb fucking drunk kids do need to be told what to do.

If you are wearing your magic mask you'll be fine. Shut up Karen!

I'll also be fine because I've been vaccinated, dumbfuck.

But you won't wear a mask in the interest of reducing any risk to your elderly friends or neighbors because you never did that for the flu.

Got it!

How old are you?

62

Did you play your Neanderthal card to cut in line? They are still talking about sometime in April for me and the wife although I'm encouraging my wife to use her skin color to move up some spots in the queue.
 
If you live in Texas ... nobody is telling you not to wear a mask or practice precautions

I just find it amusing that people feel like if they can’t be told what to do by the government they can’t survive

Are you familiar with humanity? This is called making the lowest common denominator in charge of community spread. Yes, some dumb fucking drunk kids do need to be told what to do.

If you are wearing your magic mask you'll be fine. Shut up Karen!

I'll also be fine because I've been vaccinated, dumbfuck.

But you won't wear a mask in the interest of reducing any risk to your elderly friends or neighbors because you never did that for the flu.

Got it!

How old are you?

62

Did you play your Neanderthal card to cut in line? They are still talking about sometime in April for me and the wife although I'm encouraging my wife to use her skin color to move up some spots in the queue.

My father is 92. I'm a care giver.
 
The two charts that matter, hospitalization rate and deaths.

Covid hospital census is down 65% in the last month. They occupy a whopping 8.1% of hospital beds. At the worst in mid jan it was 21.2%
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Deaths are falling off a cliff
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Tell us again why Texans need to lock ourselves inside forever?
 
If you live in Texas ... nobody is telling you not to wear a mask or practice precautions

I just find it amusing that people feel like if they can’t be told what to do by the government they can’t survive

Are you familiar with humanity? This is called making the lowest common denominator in charge of community spread. Yes, some dumb fucking drunk kids do need to be told what to do.

If you are wearing your magic mask you'll be fine. Shut up Karen!

I'll also be fine because I've been vaccinated, dumbfuck.

But you won't wear a mask in the interest of reducing any risk to your elderly friends or neighbors because you never did that for the flu.

Got it!

How old are you?

62

Did you play your Neanderthal card to cut in line? They are still talking about sometime in April for me and the wife although I'm encouraging my wife to use her skin color to move up some spots in the queue.

My father is 92. I'm a care giver.

Some care giver, you want the guy dead so you can get what's left of your inheritance. Talk about the fox guarding the henhouse.
 
If you live in Texas ... nobody is telling you not to wear a mask or practice precautions

I just find it amusing that people feel like if they can’t be told what to do by the government they can’t survive

Are you familiar with humanity? This is called making the lowest common denominator in charge of community spread. Yes, some dumb fucking drunk kids do need to be told what to do.

If you are wearing your magic mask you'll be fine. Shut up Karen!

I'll also be fine because I've been vaccinated, dumbfuck.

But you won't wear a mask in the interest of reducing any risk to your elderly friends or neighbors because you never did that for the flu.

Got it!

Man you must be really old because you're certainly not essential.
 
If you live in Texas ... nobody is telling you not to wear a mask or practice precautions

I just find it amusing that people feel like if they can’t be told what to do by the government they can’t survive

Are you familiar with humanity? This is called making the lowest common denominator in charge of community spread. Yes, some dumb fucking drunk kids do need to be told what to do.

If you are wearing your magic mask you'll be fine. Shut up Karen!

I'll also be fine because I've been vaccinated, dumbfuck.

But you won't wear a mask in the interest of reducing any risk to your elderly friends or neighbors because you never did that for the flu.

Got it!

So if you're fine if you're vaccinated, why do you care what other people are doing?

Imagine caring about any other human being in the world, right?

So who hasn't been able to get the vaccine that wanted to get it? It would seem that by now, the vast majority of folks who want to have the vaccine have gotten it. [/i][/b] And those who haven't, they can stay in their houses for a few more weeks/months until they are able to get it. Then no worries about the rest of us neanderthals right?

Seems only fair. The rest of us who shut down our businesses for 14 days to lower the curve already did our part. Now it's time for those who have to wait for their vaccine to do theirs.

Not even close. By the end of May that statement will be accurate but it isn't now.

Ok. Don't focus on 2 words. Focus on the rest. How about, many[/b] who want the vaccine have gotten it. That better? The rest can wait for 8-10 weeks until they can get it. Again, the rest of us have gone 12 months for our fellow man. 2 months seems more than fair.
 
If you live in Texas ... nobody is telling you not to wear a mask or practice precautions

I just find it amusing that people feel like if they can’t be told what to do by the government they can’t survive

Are you familiar with humanity? This is called making the lowest common denominator in charge of community spread. Yes, some dumb fucking drunk kids do need to be told what to do.

If you are wearing your magic mask you'll be fine. Shut up Karen!

I'll also be fine because I've been vaccinated, dumbfuck.

But you won't wear a mask in the interest of reducing any risk to your elderly friends or neighbors because you never did that for the flu.

Got it!

How old are you?

62

Did you play your Neanderthal card to cut in line? They are still talking about sometime in April for me and the wife although I'm encouraging my wife to use her skin color to move up some spots in the queue.

My father is 92. I'm a care giver.

Some care giver, you want the guy dead so you can get what's left of your inheritance. Talk about the fox guarding the henhouse.

I know you like that narrative, but I seem to be doing an okay job. He's 92. This time next year he'll be 93.

 
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If you live in Texas ... nobody is telling you not to wear a mask or practice precautions

I just find it amusing that people feel like if they can’t be told what to do by the government they can’t survive

Are you familiar with humanity? This is called making the lowest common denominator in charge of community spread. Yes, some dumb fucking drunk kids do need to be told what to do.

If you are wearing your magic mask you'll be fine. Shut up Karen!

I'll also be fine because I've been vaccinated, dumbfuck.

But you won't wear a mask in the interest of reducing any risk to your elderly friends or neighbors because you never did that for the flu.

Got it!

How old are you?

62

Did you play your Neanderthal card to cut in line? They are still talking about sometime in April for me and the wife although I'm encouraging my wife to use her skin color to move up some spots in the queue.

My father is 92. I'm a care giver.

Some care giver, you want the guy dead so you can get what's left of your inheritance. Talk about the fox guarding the henhouse.

I know you like that narrative, but I seem to be doing an okay job. He's 92. This time next year he'll be 93.

Poor guy, I'd be looking for a food taster if I were him.
 
If you live in Texas ... nobody is telling you not to wear a mask or practice precautions

I just find it amusing that people feel like if they can’t be told what to do by the government they can’t survive

Are you familiar with humanity? This is called making the lowest common denominator in charge of community spread. Yes, some dumb fucking drunk kids do need to be told what to do.

If you are wearing your magic mask you'll be fine. Shut up Karen!

I'll also be fine because I've been vaccinated, dumbfuck.

But you won't wear a mask in the interest of reducing any risk to your elderly friends or neighbors because you never did that for the flu.

Got it!

How old are you?

62

Did you play your Neanderthal card to cut in line? They are still talking about sometime in April for me and the wife although I'm encouraging my wife to use her skin color to move up some spots in the queue.

My father is 92. I'm a care giver.

Some care giver, you want the guy dead so you can get what's left of your inheritance. Talk about the fox guarding the henhouse.

I know you like that narrative, but I seem to be doing an okay job. He's 92. This time next year he'll be 93.

Poor guy, I'd be looking for a food taster if I were him.

I'll give him your regards.
 
The two charts that matter, hospitalization rate and deaths.

Covid hospital census is down 65% in the last month. They occupy a whopping 8.1% of hospital beds. At the worst in mid jan it was 21.2%
View attachment 38141

Deaths are falling off a cliff
View attachment 38142

Tell us again why Texans need to lock ourselves inside forever?

12 weeks = forever?

judges?

14 days begat 4 weeks, begat 3 months, begat a year. Only the most ardent trust-the-government types put any credibility on these timelines.
 
The two charts that matter, hospitalization rate and deaths.

Covid hospital census is down 65% in the last month. They occupy a whopping 8.1% of hospital beds. At the worst in mid jan it was 21.2%
View attachment 38141

Deaths are falling off a cliff
View attachment 38142

Tell us again why Texans need to lock ourselves inside forever?

12 weeks = forever?

judges?

14 days begat 4 weeks, begat 3 months, begat a year. Only the most ardent trust-the-government types put any credibility on these timelines.

Have you followed the steady uptick in our vaccination rate since we booted Daddy?
 
The two charts that matter, hospitalization rate and deaths.

Covid hospital census is down 65% in the last month. They occupy a whopping 8.1% of hospital beds. At the worst in mid jan it was 21.2%
View attachment 38141

Deaths are falling off a cliff
View attachment 38142

Tell us again why Texans need to lock ourselves inside forever?

12 weeks = forever?

judges?

14 days begat 4 weeks, begat 3 months, begat a year. Only the most ardent trust-the-government types put any credibility on these timelines.

Have you followed the steady uptick in our vaccination rate since we booted Daddy?

Have you not followed the equivocations by Fauci and Biden, laying tracks for another year?
 
The two charts that matter, hospitalization rate and deaths.

Covid hospital census is down 65% in the last month. They occupy a whopping 8.1% of hospital beds. At the worst in mid jan it was 21.2%
View attachment 38141

Deaths are falling off a cliff
View attachment 38142

Tell us again why Texans need to lock ourselves inside forever?

12 weeks = forever?

judges?

14 days begat 4 weeks, begat 3 months, begat a year. Only the most ardent trust-the-government types put any credibility on these timelines.

Have you followed the steady uptick in our vaccination rate since we booted Daddy?

Nope I sure haven't

California sucks at it

Biden lied

Trump made the vaccine happen

Alternate reality seems to be your friend

 
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