Tequilla Quick Thought

[RaceBannon]

What if you went back in time and killed your two dads?

 

[Canard]

It's heartening to see that not everyone has forgotten just how hard Locker sucked as a QB.

Since we're dealing in hypos, what if Lockner had been a consensus AA free safety? would sark still be coaching UW without those embarrassing defensive collapses that marked his tenure?

Yeah but what if Lockner had gone to Oregon?

Mommy would have been too far away for casual making out?

He'd have actually been coached, so who knows what would have been possible.