Tendencies in the opposite sex that were/are deal breakers for you?

Dealbreakers:

Anger issues/mouthy
Gold Digger
Rape or other sex issues from childhood carried over
Overweight
Short Hair
Smoker
Can't keep secrets
 
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Religious*

I don’t care how hot she is, how much money she has, how amazing in bed she is, I’m not converting to a cult.

*includes veganism, or any other lifestyle choice that dominates every aspect and waking minute of your life.
 
Religious*

I don’t care how hot she is, how much money she has, how amazing in bed she is, I’m not converting to a cult.

*includes veganism, or any other lifestyle choice that dominates every aspect and waking minute of your life.
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I;d date a Muslim woman. She'd expect to get slapped around if she misbehaves
 
Children
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Look at this elitist who stalks teen bois but is too good to date other children!

...Oh, did you mean Wants/Has Children? Co-sign.

Car selfies is a good one, although that chick not being able to see over her dashboard seems like a bigger issue.

Cigarettes, too.
And since my life basically revolves around alcohol, especially homemade, I doubt I'd date someone again that never drinks. What a disaster. Uh, why yes, this *IS* my second beer. I'm what? - an alcoholic? Bitch I've got 300 gallons of booze in my basement. If I were an alcoholic I'd be dead years ago.
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Car selfies is such a great selection process tool. Weeds out boring, duds + people with low confidence.
 
Religious*

I don’t care how hot she is, how much money she has, how amazing in bed she is, I’m not converting to a cult.

*includes veganism, or any other lifestyle choice that dominates every aspect and waking minute of your life.
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I;d date a Muslim woman. She'd expect to get slapped around if she misbehaves
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I once signed up on both J-Date and Shia Singles.
 
Small breasts
Short hair.
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Short hair is good. Small boobs not good.
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Short hair definitely easier to remedy than small boobs. However, the nutty attitude that oft comes along with the short hair, that you're stuck with.
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Fair poont. Mrs Nacho has long hair when we met but has recently cut it off and is channeling her inner lesbian with short hair and a t-shirt with a rainbow on it today.
 
Bad breath.
Short.
Short hair.
Un-fit.
Obnoxious.
Poor.

There are other characteristics that would be deal breakers if they aren't made up for in other ways, but these are hard no's.

When I was young I thought I wanted kids. The older I got the less interested in having kids I became, while still interested in some of what kids bring.

I was never into a woman with kids unless she was smoking hot, and I'd hit/quit. Maybe even a few times if she shut up and I never saw or heard them. My wife is the only woman I dated who had kids. I'm raising 2 kids that aren't mine and it's ideal. Half of their expenses are paid from outside our home and I get to pick and choose where I participate in their lives. The tricky part are the legalities in regards to how hard and frequently I am allowed to beat them.
 
Bad breath.
Short.
Short hair.
Un-fit.
Obnoxious.
Poor.

There are other characteristics that would be deal breakers if they aren't made up for in other ways, but these are hard no's.

When I was young I thought I wanted kids. The older I got the less interested in having kids I became, while still interested in some of what kids bring.

I was never into a woman with kids unless she was smoking hot, and I'd hit/quit. Maybe even a few times if she shut up and I never saw or heard them. My wife is the only woman I dated who had kids. I'm raising 2 kids that aren't mine and it's ideal. Half of their expenses are paid from outside our home and I get to pick and choose where I participate in their lives. The tricky part are the legalities in regards to how hard and frequently I am allowed to beat them.
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Basically the whole institution of marriage came about in humans because of step dads beating their step kids.
 
Overweight- If you can't take care of yourself, what other things are you neglecting.

Smoker- Social smoking sure. But if you are willing to smoke alone, pass.

Doesn't drink- I like the occasional drink, and if you don't drink, then I probably wouldn't be able to drink.

Been divorced more than once- Everybody makes mistakes, but when it happens twice, that's a pattern. Either you're the asshole, or you lack intuition.

Lack of a social life- This is more about being with someone that has a life outside of you. If you date a person with little to no social life, more than likely, you're dating a clinger.

Excessive snorting when laughing- I know this is mean, but it does make for uncomfortable social gatherings.

Loves Gossip- I don't have time for this shit

Doesn't like Die Hard- Bash Die Hard and I'm Fucking Out!
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Everything on this list is how I sought out women without self esteem. Except hating Die Hard. Bitch hates Die Hard she can fuck right off.
 
The car selfie policy can never lead you wrong. Cataclysmic things will happen if you try and get with a car selfie taker.

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