There's nothing funny about Rapier Wit.
But, even back in the 80s, when I was much younger and better looking, (not really) plenty of girls would love to get drunk at the house, end up in bed with some guy, end up half naked, and then decide that maybe they didn't want to have sex. And I think I speak for all when I say, it takes a special type of guy who can just turn it off at that time. And by special, I mean gay.
What if you just JO on her? What about that?
