Teh Wheez on Broons

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/coachingsearch/status/681528055727128576

“When I got there, we were not a very big football team. I think I had one offensive lineman when I got there that could bench press 300 pounds. That’s an indictment of a strength program,” Neuheisel said on SiriusXM College Sports Nation. “Jim Mora, they’ve done a nice job with the strength program. But the bottom line is, when you look at the teams the other night, there was a disparate size. Clearly, Nebraska was the bigger football team. UCLA is built to handle spread offenses, but the size issues are still going to be there for UCLA.
“It gets back to the one thing that was widely out of whack for my program there as compared to USC: the nutrition. They don’t eat. Despite the rules that have been made. I asked, because I wanted to know what sort of upgrades there have been since the rules allowed more meals. The snacks have gotten better, but they still don’t have a dining room.”

 

[PurpleBaze]

@BallSacked, what say you?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

@BallSacked, what say you?

 

[BallSacked]

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

 

[PurpleBaze]

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

 

[BallSacked]

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

 

[PurpleBaze]

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Ooooooooooooooooh, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnn...

 

[AZDuck]

All this needs to be in one poast:

“When I got there, we were not a very big football team. I think I had one offensive lineman when I got there that could bench press 300 pounds. That’s an indictment of a strength program,” Neuheisel said on SiriusXM College Sports Nation. “Jim Mora, they’ve done a nice job with the strength program. But the bottom line is, when you look at the teams the other night, there was a disparate size. Clearly, Nebraska was the bigger football team. UCLA is built to handle spread offenses, but the size issues are still going to be there for UCLA.
“It gets back to the one thing that was widely out of whack for my program there as compared to USC: the nutrition. They don’t eat. Despite the rules that have been made. I asked, because I wanted to know what sort of upgrades there have been since the rules allowed more meals. The snacks have gotten better, but they still don’t have a dining room.”

 

[PurpleThrobber]

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Imma upvote for old skool smack.

 

[PurpleBaze]

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Imma upvote for old skool smack.

I can't in good conscience upvote @BallSacked, because he's 12.

 

[RaceBannon]

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Imma upvote for old skool smack.

Except it was awkward and not well placed, kind of like a J Smith game plan, he just threw it out there.

His wife likes typing @ballsacked. So? How is that even a insult? What's the deal with this statement anyway? It sounds like an insult but isn't. Its a nonsult.

 

[PurpleBaze]

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Imma upvote for old skool smack.

Except it was awkward and not well placed, kind of like a J Smith game plan, he just threw it out there.

His wife likes typing @ballsacked. So? How is that even a insult? What's the deal with this statement anyway? It sounds like an insult but isn't. Its a nonsult.

Insult superiority guy...

 

[HuskyJW]

So UCLA sucks because they dont have a dining room?

Ok.

 

[PurpleBaze]

So UCLA sucks because they dont have a dining room?

Ok.

This is where Mora has really dropped the ball. It's okay to not have a dining room. You can always summon food trucks (a la Sark) to feed the players. Nothing is stopping Mora from bringing In-n-Out burgers or ice cream trucks to practice.

 

[RoadDawg55]

There must be a rule that precludes UCLA from recruiting bigger players.

 

[HFNY]

Now more than ever, UCLA is where football players go to get soft

Fight The Fuck On!

 

[BallSacked]

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Imma upvote for old skool smack.

Except it was awkward and not well placed, kind of like a J Smith game plan, he just threw it out there.

His wife likes typing @ballsacked. So? How is that even a insult? What's the deal with this statement anyway? It sounds like an insult but isn't. Its a nonsult.

@RaceBannon cares. Clearly.

 

[RaceBannon]

You suck

 

[BallSacked]

You suck

So does your wife.

Did that one work?

 

[RaceBannon]

You suck

So does your wife.

Did that one work?

No. You failed to say who she sucked.