#Team Satan

[PurpleJ]

A bit cunty

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Are we sure that Satan is in favor of abortion? I'd like to see a link

Maybe Jesus and the Satan are more alike than we think.

For starters, they're both imaginary characters. And that's just for starters!

Jesus was real. I'm not so sure about the immaculate conception and miracles. Also, a creepy priest used to give me stale bread & claim it was his body. Weird shit.

 

[dnc]

Are we sure that Satan is in favor of abortion? I'd like to see a link

Maybe Jesus and the Satan are more alike than we think.

For starters, they're both imaginary characters. And that's just for starters!

Jesus was real. I'm not so sure about the immaculate conception and miracles. Also, a creepy priest used to give me stale bread & claim it was his body. Weird shit.

That's. Not. Bread.

 

[Swaye]

I hate this bored after a win.

 

[RaceBannon]

I don't discuss the divinity of Jesus or global warming on the internet. But he is real and he is spectacular

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Are we sure that Satan is in favor of abortion? I'd like to see a link

Maybe Jesus and the Satan are more alike than we think.

For starters, they're both imaginary characters. And that's just for starters!

Jesus was real. I'm not so sure about the immaculate conception and miracles. Also, a creepy priest used to give me stale bread & claim it was his body. Weird shit.

That's a pretty definitive statement for a historical figure with exactly zero contemporary evidence to show that they actually existed.

Yeah, I know, one million percent of historians agree that he did exist. But that's not true. There isn't consensus on Jesus. Except among Christian Historians. And they have a small conflict of interest.

I think the case is pretty weak. But it's for each person to decide on their own. There is definitely not enough to be definitive about it though.

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

Are we sure that Satan is in favor of abortion? I'd like to see a link

Maybe Jesus and the Satan are more alike than we think.

For starters, they're both imaginary characters. And that's just for starters!

Jesus was real. I'm not so sure about the immaculate conception and miracles. Also, a creepy priest used to give me stale bread & claim it was his body. Weird shit.

That's a pretty definitive statement for a historical figure with exactly zero contemporary evidence to show that they actually existed.

Yeah, I know, one million percent of historians agree that he did exist. But that's not true. There isn't consensus on Jesus. Except among Christian Historians. And they have a small conflict of interest.

I think the case is pretty weak. But it's for each person to decide on their own. There is definitely not enough to be definitive about it though.

The Roman historian Josephus says hi.

He also says you're a fucktard.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Are we sure that Satan is in favor of abortion? I'd like to see a link

Maybe Jesus and the Satan are more alike than we think.

For starters, they're both imaginary characters. And that's just for starters!

Jesus was real. I'm not so sure about the immaculate conception and miracles. Also, a creepy priest used to give me stale bread & claim it was his body. Weird shit.

That's a pretty definitive statement for a historical figure with exactly zero contemporary evidence to show that they actually existed.

Yeah, I know, one million percent of historians agree that he did exist. But that's not true. There isn't consensus on Jesus. Except among Christian Historians. And they have a small conflict of interest.

I think the case is pretty weak. But it's for each person to decide on their own. There is definitely not enough to be definitive about it though.

The Roman historian Josephus says hi.

He also says you're a fucktard.

I like to use historical text that has been tampered with to prove my argument. I like to do that.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Are we sure that Satan is in favor of abortion? I'd like to see a link

Maybe Jesus and the Satan are more alike than we think.

For starters, they're both imaginary characters. And that's just for starters!

Jesus was real. I'm not so sure about the immaculate conception and miracles. Also, a creepy priest used to give me stale bread & claim it was his body. Weird shit.

That's a pretty definitive statement for a historical figure with exactly zero contemporary evidence to show that they actually existed.

Yeah, I know, one million percent of historians agree that he did exist. But that's not true. There isn't consensus on Jesus. Except among Christian Historians. And they have a small conflict of interest.

I think the case is pretty weak. But it's for each person to decide on their own. There is definitely not enough to be definitive about it though.

Is their a reason Christianity presses a nerve with you so badly?

 

[IrishDawg22]

Threads like this are the reason I have no problem parting with $10.95/mo.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Are we sure that Satan is in favor of abortion? I'd like to see a link

Maybe Jesus and the Satan are more alike than we think.

For starters, they're both imaginary characters. And that's just for starters!

Jesus was real. I'm not so sure about the immaculate conception and miracles. Also, a creepy priest used to give me stale bread & claim it was his body. Weird shit.

That's a pretty definitive statement for a historical figure with exactly zero contemporary evidence to show that they actually existed.

Yeah, I know, one million percent of historians agree that he did exist. But that's not true. There isn't consensus on Jesus. Except among Christian Historians. And they have a small conflict of interest.

I think the case is pretty weak. But it's for each person to decide on their own. There is definitely not enough to be definitive about it though.

Is their a reason Christianity presses a nerve with you so badly?

All religions press a nerve. The same way people that think vaccines cause autism do. The same way climate change deniers do.

People openly and willingly dismissing critical thinking, to the detriment of society, so they can believe whatever they feel like is the single biggest problem in the world.

That's why it presses a nerve.

 

[ThomasFremont]

Are we sure that Satan is in favor of abortion? I'd like to see a link

Maybe Jesus and the Satan are more alike than we think.

For starters, they're both imaginary characters. And that's just for starters!

Jesus was real. I'm not so sure about the immaculate conception and miracles. Also, a creepy priest used to give me stale bread & claim it was his body. Weird shit.

That's a pretty definitive statement for a historical figure with exactly zero contemporary evidence to show that they actually existed.

Yeah, I know, one million percent of historians agree that he did exist. But that's not true. There isn't consensus on Jesus. Except among Christian Historians. And they have a small conflict of interest.

I think the case is pretty weak. But it's for each person to decide on their own. There is definitely not enough to be definitive about it though.

Is their a reason Christianity presses a nerve with you so badly?

All religions press a nerve. The same way people that think vaccines cause autism do. The same way climate change deniers do.

People openly and willingly dismissing critical thinking, to the detriment of society, so they can believe whatever they feel like is the single biggest problem in the world.

That's why it presses a nerve.

Also, it's easy to fuck with those people.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Are we sure that Satan is in favor of abortion? I'd like to see a link

Maybe Jesus and the Satan are more alike than we think.

For starters, they're both imaginary characters. And that's just for starters!

Jesus was real. I'm not so sure about the immaculate conception and miracles. Also, a creepy priest used to give me stale bread & claim it was his body. Weird shit.

That's a pretty definitive statement for a historical figure with exactly zero contemporary evidence to show that they actually existed.

Yeah, I know, one million percent of historians agree that he did exist. But that's not true. There isn't consensus on Jesus. Except among Christian Historians. And they have a small conflict of interest.

I think the case is pretty weak. But it's for each person to decide on their own. There is definitely not enough to be definitive about it though.

Is their a reason Christianity presses a nerve with you so badly?

All religions press a nerve. The same way people that think vaccines cause autism do. The same way climate change deniers do.

People openly and willingly dismissing critical thinking, to the detriment of society, so they can believe whatever they feel like is the single biggest problem in the world.

That's why it presses a nerve.

I dont disagree but Christianity seems to get people much pissier for whatever reason.