The 5 Stages of Classic Cuog:
Saturday: Epic Failure, as always.
Sunday: Anger. "Fire Wulff/Mooz/Leach/Halliday!"
Monday: Depression. "Why can't the little guy win?"
Tuesday: Denial (of Reality). "Hey guys, we can win the rest of the way!"
Wednesday: Complete Delusion. "Think GameDay is going to come this week?"
The Cuogs played on a Friday, so they're a day ahead right now.
Fuck that is so sad but true. We've already lost to two shitty OOC teams, I'll take Owen12 if it means getting Leach the fuck out of here. His system isn't unique/hard to defend, and he doesn't know how to build a program in butt-fuck-nowhere eastern WA.
Yes obligatory insert Mike Price 20 year plan to get blown out in 2 rose bowls jokes. Better than what Leach will do here.
PGOS?!??? True?!!???!!!