Taggs lied to my two dads

we saw the same thing after Sark. Assholes bein' assholes.

Of course, ESPN is saying "but it's his DREAM job!! It's fine"

Well, what about the kid who ends up at Cal and has a great year and then USC says "Wanna play for us?" and kid says "Hell ya I'm transferring; it's my DREAM school."

kid has to sit out a year.
 
Did Tag show up at a recruit's front door wearing a Duck helmet and quacking like a motherfucker?

#BarkForSark
 
Did Tag show up at a recruit's front door wearing a Duck helmet and quacking like a motherfucker?

#BarkForSark

Did he quack like a duck when he sucked?
 
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When will people learn college football coaches are mercenary snake oil salesmen? They DNGAF about the kid or their word. It's all about the Benjamins.

 
Did Tag show up at a recruit's front door wearing a Duck helmet and quacking like a motherfucker?

#BarkForSark

Did this actually happen (please tell me Sark did this)

Sark and Martin showed up at a kid's front door. I believe Martin was wearing the helmet and both coaches were barking
 
Did Tag show up at a recruit's front door wearing a Duck helmet and quacking like a motherfucker?

#BarkForSark

Did this actually happen (please tell me Sark did this)

It was at Sean Parker's house.

Apperantly it worked.

I believe Martin had a dog collar and leash around his neck and Sark was walking him. Sark said something like “This could be you, but I’ll unleash you on game day.” Wouldn’t have convinced him without that line because Parker ain’t no slave.
 
Did Tag show up at a recruit's front door wearing a Duck helmet and quacking like a motherfucker?

#BarkForSark

Did this actually happen (please tell me Sark did this)

It was at Sean Parker's house.

Apperantly it worked.

I believe Martin had a dog collar and leash around his neck and Sark was walking him. Sark said something like “This could be you, but I’ll unleash you on game day.” Wouldn’t have convinced him without that line because Parker ain’t no slave.

Sounds like something @puppylove_sugarsteel would like.
 
Did Tag show up at a recruit's front door wearing a Duck helmet and quacking like a motherfucker?

#BarkForSark

Did this actually happen (please tell me Sark did this)

Sark and Martin showed up at a kid's front door. I believe Martin was wearing the helmet and both coaches were barking

Recruiting is gay. Petersen pulled out wallet photos of his sons and then pulled one of Budda on his home visit. After that, I accepted that recruiting is gay and all coaches do weird shit to impress 17 year olds.
 
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