If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.
Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.
It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.
#lawyerssuck
So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?
Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.
Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.
Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.
It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips.
