SVB Implosion

[thechatch]

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1635735621993123840?s=46&t=TF5YSHjB9Hq6ZBrenucnTg

They’ve had 26 months to do it already but were too busy making money.

Also….
https://twitter.com/collinrugg/status/1635735513863950336?s=46&t=BrPpxiJ6HKnfDhc1-qw4vg

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1635675062043910144?s=46&t=BrPpxiJ6HKnfDhc1-qw4vg

 

[RaceBannon]

Newsom is now the heavy favorite for the democrat nomination

He has what it takes

 

[RaceBannon]

H just lost interest

 

[Bob_C]

No better time to issue equity like when your stock is down almost 10% this month.
https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1635748432496431107?s=46&t=TF5YSHjB9Hq6ZBrenucnTg

 

[Goduckies]

https://twitter.com/GW_Providance/status/1635749034097795072?s=20

 

[HHusky]

H just lost interest

I did?

 

[RaceBannon]

See?

 

[HHusky]

H just lost interest

I did?

See?

your folks were first cousins?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

The Throbber got his money back and its being laundered through Ukraine[/s] transferred to a more conservative institution . Ka ching. Thanks, comrades [/s]suckers.

@UW_Doog_Bot may have a different economic take - but even though this outcome is personally advantageous, the law of unintended consequences will kick in.

Backstopping depositors funds, the government has given the banks a never-ending supply of coins for their fuckery.

By way of analogy, if a casino gambler KNEW he would always have his stake, he'd keep making riskier and riskier bets. Until such time that the risk of the bet far outweighed the reward which is essentially where SVB found itself.

amirite or no?

 

[RaceBannon]

H just lost interest

I did?

See?

your folks were first cousins?

Dodge and deflect since Newsom came up

Lost interest

 

[HHusky]

H just lost interest

I did?

See?

your folks were first cousins?

Dodge and deflect since Newsom came up

Lost interest

You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!

 

[pawz]

The Throbber got his money back and its being laundered through Ukraine[/s] transferred to a more conservative institution . Ka ching. Thanks, comrades [/s]suckers.

@UW_Doog_Bot may have a different economic take - but even though this outcome is personally advantageous, the law of unintended consequences will kick in.

Backstopping depositors funds, the government has given the banks a never-ending supply of coins for their fuckery.

By way of analogy, if a casino gambler KNEW he would always have his stake, he'd keep making riskier and riskier bets. [/i][/b] Until such time that the risk of the bet far outweighed the reward which is essentially where SVB found itself.

amirite or no?

I always dreamed of a backstop at the poker table. I would never lose!

 

[46XiJCAB]

H just lost interest

I did?

See?

your folks were first cousins?

Dodge and deflect since Newsom came up

Lost interest

You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!

Lobbies for bailout but doesn’t disclose his personal interest in SVB.

Fuck off.

 

[RaceBannon]

H just lost interest

I did?

See?

your folks were first cousins?

Dodge and deflect since Newsom came up

Lost interest

You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!

Yeah that's what I mean

Retard

 

[HHusky]

H just lost interest

I did?

See?

your folks were first cousins?

Dodge and deflect since Newsom came up

Lost interest

You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!

Yeah that's what I mean

Retard

So you don't think depositors should be made whole and your reason is that Newsom was a depositor.

deep

 

[pawz]

This thread will eventually reach 100+ replies and 5k + views

Careful. That’s actually a surprisingly high bar.

As an autist who leads a miserable and pathetic life, earlier this year I went back and studied the averages in the Tug. I went back a few hundred pages. Something like 2-3 years worth.

Taking out the two pinned threads and the meme thread, generally you find you need a shit-poster to drive 100 replies. [/i][/b]It’s pretty rare to get over 100 poasts organically. Based on my survey, threads over 300 posts would qualify for a “classics” status.

PGOSs UKR thread is a perfect storm of shit posting and organic interest. It might be years (plural) before we have another thread that does 1000+ posts.

I was first and right.

JFC.

 

[RaceBannon]

H just lost interest

I did?

See?

your folks were first cousins?

Dodge and deflect since Newsom came up

Lost interest

You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!

Yeah that's what I mean

Retard

So you don't think depositors should be made whole and your reason is that Newsom was a depositor.

deep

Dodge and deflect

Lost interest

 

[HHusky]

H just lost interest

I did?

See?

your folks were first cousins?

Dodge and deflect since Newsom came up

Lost interest

You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!

Yeah that's what I mean

Retard

So you don't think depositors should be made whole and your reason is that Newsom was a depositor.

deep

Dodge and deflect

Lost interest

So you really don't know what Newsom had to do with anything after all.

 

[RaceBannon]

H just lost interest

I did?

See?

your folks were first cousins?

Dodge and deflect since Newsom came up

Lost interest

You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!

Yeah that's what I mean

Retard

So you don't think depositors should be made whole and your reason is that Newsom was a depositor.

deep

Dodge and deflect

Lost interest

So you really don't know what Newsom had to do with anything after all.

Dodge and deflect

Lost interest

I was right

 

[HHusky]

H just lost interest

I did?

See?

your folks were first cousins?

Dodge and deflect since Newsom came up

Lost interest

You mean because Newsom hob nobs with the banking crowd? Stop the presses!

Yeah that's what I mean

Retard

So you don't think depositors should be made whole and your reason is that Newsom was a depositor.

deep

Dodge and deflect

Lost interest

So you really don't know what Newsom had to do with anything after all.

Dodge and deflect

Lost interest

I was right

congrats

of course