SurlyHorns is embarassing, part 2.

SoorlyHorns is overrun with LoongHoorns.

The number of people there defending Sark is absurd. The general lack of self-awareness is astounding. It reads like dmc. Their mod immamac gives off strong kim vibes.
 
SoorlyHorns is overrun with LoongHoorns.

The number of people there defending Sark is absurd. The general lack of self-awareness is astounding. It reads like dmc. Their mod immamac gives off strong kim vibes.
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They are so fucking soft. Cant even handle mild shit talking.
 
SoorlyHorns is overrun with LoongHoorns.

The number of people there defending Sark is absurd. The general lack of self-awareness is astounding. It reads like dmc. Their mod immamac gives off strong kim vibes.
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There are reason Texans consider UT and Austin cultural exclaves of the West Coast.
 
SoorlyHorns is overrun with LoongHoorns.

The number of people there defending Sark is absurd. The general lack of self-awareness is astounding. It reads like dmc. Their mod immamac gives off strong kim vibes.
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There are reason Texans consider UT and Austin cultural exclaves of the West Coast.
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Austin is the Berkeley of the South. Charmin soft and full of losers like Bearswiin.
 
SoorlyHorns is overrun with LoongHoorns.

The number of people there defending Sark is absurd. The general lack of self-awareness is astounding. It reads like dmc. Their mod immamac gives off strong kim vibes.[/b]
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Could it be?

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Sark always does just enough for a fan base to convince itself next year will be better. It’s amazing consistency, really
 
SoorlyHorns is overrun with LoongHoorns.

The number of people there defending Sark is absurd. The general lack of self-awareness is astounding. It reads like dmc. Their mod immamac gives off strong kim vibes.
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There are reason Texans consider UT and Austin cultural exclaves of the West Coast.
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Austin is the Berkeley of the South. Charmin soft and full of losers like Bearswiin.
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hurtful
 
SoorlyHorns is overrun with LoongHoorns.

The number of people there defending Sark is absurd. The general lack of self-awareness is astounding. It reads like dmc. Their mod immamac gives off strong kim vibes.
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There are reason Texans consider UT and Austin cultural exclaves of the West Coast.
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Austin is the Berkeley of the South. Charmin soft and full of losers like Bearswiin.
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lulz almost all of the fans I talked to after the game just think they need to get Arch Manning in there.

I replied, "He looks like he's 16, don't you think his uncles will force Sark to redshirt him and get some weight on? Ewers probably takes another step next year."

Them, "Nope. We just need Arch in there." 🤣
 
Have to think that bored is jerking off to “we held tcu to 17, something a playoff team couldn’t do, next year is OUR year!”
 
The Texas defense was better than either Michigan or TCU. You have a good defense and Bijan Robinson and you still manage to lose 4 games. So very Sark.

Texas fans have gone from if we’d had Ewers we beat Bama to Ewers is the reason we lost five games. Bring in another 18 yo kid to save it. SureGif
 
I love that regardless of who the coach has been since Mack left, Texas always talks as if talent is their issue. These morons will never get it.
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My co-worker Longhoooorn fan talked a bunch of shit pre-season about how they had the best recruiting class in the nation or whatever and I told him Sark sucked and would win 8-9 games max. He flew off the handle and told me that aome dumbass from WA doesn’t know shit about futbol yadda yadda. Sark was an alcoholic before but this time was DIFFERENT.

Flash forward to our bowl game and he says that UW has no business playing a shitty little 8-4 downtrodden Texas program. He called in sick the day after the game. I plan on taunting him mercilessly for the duration of his tenure at my company.

P.S. I loled when they cut to special assistant to the head coach Gary Patterson. Should have handed him the headset at half. Maybe he could have exploited Texas’ talent advantage lol.
 
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I love that regardless of who the coach has been since Mack left, Texas always talks as if talent is their issue. These morons will never get it.
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My co-worker Longhoooorn fan talked a bunch of shit pre-season about how they had the best recruiting class in the nation or whatever and I told him Sark sucked and would win 8-9 games max. He flew off the handle and told me that aome dumbass from WA doesn’t know shit about futbol yadda yadda. Sark was an alcoholic before but this time was DIFFERENT.

Flash forward to our bowl game and he says that UW has no business playing a shitty little 8-4 downtrodden Texas program. He called in sick the day after the game. I plan on taunting him mercilessly for the duration of his tenure at my company.
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If you do it right that will only be one more day.
 
I love that regardless of who the coach has been since Mack left, Texas always talks as if talent is their issue. These morons will never get it.
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My co-worker Longhoooorn fan talked a bunch of shit pre-season about how they had the best recruiting class in the nation or whatever and I told him Sark sucked and would win 8-9 games max. He flew off the handle and told me that aome dumbass from WA doesn’t know shit about futbol yadda yadda. Sark was an alcoholic before but this time was DIFFERENT.

Flash forward to our bowl game and he says that UW has no business playing a shitty little 8-4 downtrodden Texas program. He called in sick the day after the game. I plan on taunting him mercilessly for the duration of his tenure at my company.

P.S. I loled when they cut to special assistant to the head coach Gary Patterson. Should have handed him the headset at half. Maybe he could have exploited Texas’ talent advantage lol.
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Shocked there's enough territory in Tactown for two alleyway dime bag pushers.
 
I love that regardless of who the coach has been since Mack left, Texas always talks as if talent is their issue. These morons will never get it.
Click to expand...

My co-worker Longhoooorn fan talked a bunch of shit pre-season about how they had the best recruiting class in the nation or whatever and I told him Sark sucked and would win 8-9 games max. He flew off the handle and told me that aome dumbass from WA doesn’t know shit about futbol yadda yadda. Sark was an alcoholic before but this time was DIFFERENT.

Flash forward to our bowl game and he says that UW has no business playing a shitty little 8-4 downtrodden Texas program. He called in sick the day after the game. I plan on taunting him mercilessly for the duration of his tenure at my company.
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If you do it right that will only be one more day.
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I doubt it. He needs the job. In debt.
 
I love that regardless of who the coach has been since Mack left, Texas always talks as if talent is their issue. These morons will never get it.
Click to expand...

My co-worker Longhoooorn fan talked a bunch of shit pre-season about how they had the best recruiting class in the nation or whatever and I told him Sark sucked and would win 8-9 games max. He flew off the handle and told me that aome dumbass from WA doesn’t know shit about futbol yadda yadda. Sark was an alcoholic before but this time was DIFFERENT.

Flash forward to our bowl game and he says that UW has no business playing a shitty little 8-4 downtrodden Texas program. He called in sick the day after the game. I plan on taunting him mercilessly for the duration of his tenure at my company.

P.S. I loled when they cut to special assistant to the head coach Gary Patterson. Should have handed him the headset at half. Maybe he could have exploited Texas’ talent advantage lol.
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Shocked there's enough territory in Tactown for two alleyway dime bag pushers.
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Never sold dimes homie.
 
I love that regardless of who the coach has been since Mack left, Texas always talks as if talent is their issue. These morons will never get it.
Click to expand...

My co-worker Longhoooorn fan talked a bunch of shit pre-season about how they had the best recruiting class in the nation or whatever and I told him Sark sucked and would win 8-9 games max. He flew off the handle and told me that aome dumbass from WA doesn’t know shit about futbol yadda yadda. Sark was an alcoholic before but this time was DIFFERENT.

Flash forward to our bowl game and he says that UW has no business playing a shitty little 8-4 downtrodden Texas program. He called in sick the day after the game. I plan on taunting him mercilessly for the duration of his tenure at my company.
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If you do it right that will only be one more day.
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Jews are a vengeful, old testament, people.
 
I love that regardless of who the coach has been since Mack left, Texas always talks as if talent is their issue. These morons will never get it.
Click to expand...

My co-worker Longhoooorn fan talked a bunch of shit pre-season about how they had the best recruiting class in the nation or whatever and I told him Sark sucked and would win 8-9 games max. He flew off the handle and told me that aome dumbass from WA doesn’t know shit about futbol yadda yadda. Sark was an alcoholic before but this time was DIFFERENT.

Flash forward to our bowl game and he says that UW has no business playing a shitty little 8-4 downtrodden Texas program. He called in sick the day after the game. I plan on taunting him mercilessly for the duration of his tenure at my company.
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If you do it right that will only be one more day.
Click to expand...

Jews are a vengeful, old testament, people.
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Which lends itself well to the law profession.
 
I love that regardless of who the coach has been since Mack left, Texas always talks as if talent is their issue. These morons will never get it.
Click to expand...

My co-worker Longhoooorn fan talked a bunch of shit pre-season about how they had the best recruiting class in the nation or whatever and I told him Sark sucked and would win 8-9 games max. He flew off the handle and told me that aome dumbass from WA doesn’t know shit about futbol yadda yadda. Sark was an alcoholic before but this time was DIFFERENT.

Flash forward to our bowl game and he says that UW has no business playing a shitty little 8-4 downtrodden Texas program. He called in sick the day after the game. I plan on taunting him mercilessly for the duration of his tenure at my company[/i][/b].

P.S. I loled when they cut to special assistant to the head coach Gary Patterson. Should have handed him the headset at half. Maybe he could have exploited Texas’ talent advantage lol.
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No safe spaces at In-and-Out, huh?

 
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