Surly Horns

https://mikefarrellsports.com/featured/college-football-blue-blood-status-check

I think a pretty good breakdown on the subject.

Certified Blue Blood: STATUS - SECURE
Alabama, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Southern California

Certified Blue Blood: STATUS - NOT SECURE
Notre Dame, Michigan, Nebraska, Texas

NOT BLUE BLOOD - STATUS: BORDERLINE
Penn State, Tennessee, LSU, Georgia, Florida State

NOT BLUE BLOOD: STATUS - ACCESS DENIED
Clemson, Miami, Florida
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Penn state? Gtfo. Never have won shit. Opposite of a blue blood.
 
https://mikefarrellsports.com/featured/college-football-blue-blood-status-check

I think a pretty good breakdown on the subject.

Certified Blue Blood: STATUS - SECURE
Alabama, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Southern California

Certified Blue Blood: STATUS - NOT SECURE
Notre Dame, Michigan, Nebraska, Texas

NOT BLUE BLOOD - STATUS: BORDERLINE
Penn State, Tennessee, LSU, Georgia, Florida State

NOT BLUE BLOOD: STATUS - ACCESS DENIED
Clemson, Miami, Florida
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Penn state? Gtfo. Never have won shit. Opposite of a blue blood.
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yeah that site should have put them in Access Denied probably... but they do have a lot of undefeated seasons, so that has to count for something.
 
https://mikefarrellsports.com/featured/college-football-blue-blood-status-check

I think a pretty good breakdown on the subject.

Certified Blue Blood: STATUS - SECURE
Alabama, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Southern California

Certified Blue Blood: STATUS - NOT SECURE
Notre Dame, Michigan, Nebraska, Texas

NOT BLUE BLOOD - STATUS: BORDERLINE
Penn State, Tennessee, LSU, Georgia, Florida State

NOT BLUE BLOOD: STATUS - ACCESS DENIED
Clemson, Miami, Florida
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Penn state? Gtfo. Never have won shit. Opposite of a blue blood.
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More like blue balls when they walk by an elementary school.
 
Texas is top 3 in all time wins

They are a blue blood because they dominated in the era when legends were made
 
Texas is top 3 in all time wins

They are a blue blood because they dominated in the era when legends were made
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What a Dreck of a website and fanbase. They making Oregon looking fucking reasonable. Holy shitballs.
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Link?
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https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/

Get some.

They’re not real tolerable. JS
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That’s putting it mildly, pod. They’re fucking retards who love the smell of their own farts
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Man I know.

OU has a better board but TX hammers get their cunts hurt real quick. I kicked em in it a few times and out I went. Meh. Pussies.
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How does the SurlyCunt secret society compare to the one you see here?
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They claim to allow free speech, but that’s bullshit. They’re very sensitive and quick to defend LGBTXYZ fags, and get very offended by language you see daily here. Also, if you dare disagree with them that Texas is the best at everything, or if you post anything disparaging about their booger-eating, waitress-fucking coach, they’ll downvote you until you literally get banned from the site. It’s a circle jerk of epic proportions filled with sandy-cunted incels.

I legitimately tried to talk football with them, and they’re so up their own asses that they took my confidence UW could win as trolling, and started downvoting me to oblivion, which gets you banned. Once I realized trying to talk football was pointless, I just started trying to earn my ban, which was embarrassingly easy. I can’t wait to beat those orange faggots on January 1st just so I can create a new account, tell them all I was right about their drugged-up loser coach, and beat my previous record of getting banned in 6 hours.
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The best part of their sark-gobbling is the fact they have a thread with like 50+ pages about how shitty Sak and Kwai are.
 
Just read their prediction threads. Penix will throw a minimum of 3 picks or be injured by Sweat in the first quarter. Possibly both. Texas eleventy quadrillion UW -threeve. So many predictions of “pain”.
They definitely strike me as a fan base that has never lost a game, just ran out of time, wefs scwewed them, it’s a conspiracy etc.
 
Like for all the ways they are morons who are failing to engage meaningfully and arguing "because we're better" - there are a lot of folks here whose arguments are much different, even if they're right.
 
Like for all the ways they are morons who are failing to engage meaningfully and arguing "because we're better" - there are a lot of folks here whose arguments are much different, even if they're right.
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But we're right.
 
Like for all the ways they are morons who are failing to engage meaningfully and arguing "because we're better" - there are a lot of folks here whose arguments are much different, even if they're right.
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I come here to commiserate, talk shit about our AD, and participate in inside jokes that I’m mostly not part of. If I accidentally get involved in higher level discussions or pick up a bit of news, that’s just gravy. That’s what makes this place special.

I had this idea that Surly Horns served a similar purpose. After visiting their site a few times, I’ve come to realize it’s just Fish Duck or Doogman, but you’re allowed to say fuck. It’s a circle jerk like anything else. The only reason I keep going back is that I’m hoping to see a few of their posters come clean and admit how much money they’d consider paying to watch T’Vondre Sweat fuck their fat wives.
 
All I know is Sark better avoid bourbon street before the game. You know the stress of the game and the insane fan base has him eating boogers and doing pushups on the field.
 
All I know is Sark better avoid bourbon street before the game. You know the stress of the game and the insane fan base has him eating boogers and doing pushups on the field.
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I heard the team has a wild malamute in a cage at practice this week.
 
All I know is Sark better avoid bourbon street before the game. You know the stress of the game and the insane fan base has him eating boogers and doing pushups on the field.
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I heard the team has a wild malamute in a cage at practice this week.
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A caged dawg is one thing, but how's that supposed to prepare them for (insert UW mascot name)[/b] running loose on the sidelines and woofing it up with the fellas?
 
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Just read their prediction threads. Penix will throw a minimum of 3 picks or be injured by Sweat in the first quarter. Possibly both. Texas eleventy quadrillion UW -threeve. So many predictions of “pain”.
They definitely strike me as a fan base that has never lost a game, just ran out of time, wefs scwewed them, it’s a conspiracy etc.
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Like I said. They're terrified of Penix. All of their fanfiction revolves around some sort of physical destruction of him
 
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