surly horns deserves 5 reasons

Watching these yokels contribute pages upon pages arguing with a couple of decoy dummies that might as well be written by AI copypasta, and then running victory laps over how bad they "owned" them, is fucking hilarious. I'm now seeing why the rest of CFB hates Texas - they are a fanbase that genuinely doesn't get it.
 
What is the problem with that board? Is that what happens when you take Texans and send them to college? How can you be intellectually smug about college football??? At least in SEC SEC SEC, most of the fans don't think they have a Ph.D. in statistics and are justified in thinking there teams have been good for the past 20 years.
 
Lot of trash talk coming from a program that was too chickenshit to join SEC until they were basically forced to.
 
It does remind me of childhood in eastern Washington when rodeo was king. Anyone south of Colorado that came up to ride were pretty much “Coca-Cola Cowboys”, as Merle and Mel would say. They looked the part, but it was always some Idaho backwoods drink of water that took home the prize money. Maybe eastern Oregon.

Texas stoped being tough when they had to rely on a yankee hooker to beat the Mexicans. 1835 or so.

In the Northwest, we stopped being tough when Boeing left. 1998 or so.

Fuck Texas.
 
This is bad info. No one on the roster named Ossai. 2 Polynesians you forgot to mention. Average weight is more like 306. When you screw up this badly, everything you say deserves to be ignored.
 
It does remind me of childhood in eastern Washington when rodeo was king. Anyone south of Colorado that came up to ride were pretty much “Coca-Cola Cowboys”, as Merle and Mel would say. They looked the part, but it was always some Idaho backwoods drink of water that took home the prize money. Maybe eastern Oregon.

Texas stoped being tough when they had to rely on a yankee hooker to beat the Mexicans. 1835 or so.

In the Northwest, we stopped being tough when Boeing left. 1998 or so.

Fuck Texas.
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St. Louis toughness superiority guy.
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It does remind me of childhood in eastern Washington when rodeo was king. Anyone south of Colorado that came up to ride were pretty much “Coca-Cola Cowboys”, as Merle and Mel would say. They looked the part, but it was always some Idaho backwoods drink of water that took home the prize money. Maybe eastern Oregon.

Texas stoped being tough when they had to rely on a yankee hooker to beat the Mexicans. 1835 or so.

In the Northwest, we stopped being tough when Boeing left. 1998 or so.

Fuck Texas.
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St. Louis toughness superiority guy.
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Still fucked up this couple got labeled as fucking racist
 
It does remind me of childhood in eastern Washington when rodeo was king. Anyone south of Colorado that came up to ride were pretty much “Coca-Cola Cowboys”, as Merle and Mel would say. They looked the part, but it was always some Idaho backwoods drink of water that took home the prize money. Maybe eastern Oregon.

Texas stoped being tough when they had to rely on a yankee hooker to beat the Mexicans. 1835 or so.

In the Northwest, we stopped being tough when Boeing left. 1998 or so.

Fuck Texas.
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St. Louis toughness superiority guy.
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Still fucked up this couple got labeled as fucking racist
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They got labeled as fucking goobers
 
It does remind me of childhood in eastern Washington when rodeo was king. Anyone south of Colorado that came up to ride were pretty much “Coca-Cola Cowboys”, as Merle and Mel would say. They looked the part, but it was always some Idaho backwoods drink of water that took home the prize money. Maybe eastern Oregon.

Texas stoped being tough when they had to rely on a yankee hooker to beat the Mexicans. 1835 or so.

In the Northwest, we stopped being tough when Boeing left. 1998 or so.

Fuck Texas.
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St. Louis toughness superiority guy.
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Still fucked up this couple got labeled as fucking racist
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TITTT
 
The best local story was when a baseball fan in the stands at Busch stadium got hit from a stray bullet fired on the streets.

But the only tuff superiority guy I defer to is Jake Browning.
 
I need for someone to repost the epic Ballz recruiting summaries for previous classes in antiquity ~ In particular, i remember one post which clearly stated that we had the number 1 recruiting class in the cuntry, even though we had like 13 recruits with half of them literally no one had heard of, a couple of which had just turned out for football for the first time in their senior year etc and he was busy proclaiming them to be 5 star guys with epic day 1 pro career talent... so, would like to have a Ballz special effects recruiting summary to copy pasta and work with a bit to present on Surly Huns if anyone has it...
 
It does remind me of childhood in eastern Washington when rodeo was king. Anyone south of Colorado that came up to ride were pretty much “Coca-Cola Cowboys”, as Merle and Mel would say. They looked the part, but it was always some Idaho backwoods drink of water that took home the prize money. Maybe eastern Oregon.

Texas stoped being tough when they had to rely on a yankee hooker to beat the Mexicans. 1835 or so.

In the Northwest, we stopped being tough when Boeing left. 1998 or so.

Fuck Texas.
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St. Louis toughness superiority guy.
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Nice tits dad!
 
The best local story was when a baseball fan in the stands at Busch stadium got hit from a stray bullet fired on the streets.

But the only tuff superiority guy I defer to is Jake Browning.
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We used to have youth hockey teams perform drive bys during the intermissions at Tacoma Rockets games.
 
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